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Fuck is this?
I guarantee you an "A" in this course. Class dismissed.
Yo, we still high on that Ivory?
Pimps go thru this kinda shit from time to time
I don’t know what that shit mean but it sounds good
Get your strength gathered for me, Bradley! Blaze 2… get at me in the morning! PEACE!!!
Yo
Answers? What are you talking about?
Yo, Silas!
When you catch yo homie up
1:00 p.m.
Chocolate diva! Nubian goddess!
nerdy-ass-lookin' women out there.
We gonna kill these motherfuckin' bitches, huh?
I'm gonna have to knock that Bart character the fuck out.
How charmingly ghetto
then we'll feminize each other
Look, Silas, I know What you're trying to do. You're trying to frick her!
Ooh, Professor! So that means I get to stay.
Them shits was talkin' to me. You know what?
I know, bitch, and neither is «motherfucker.» So drive this motherfuckin' car.
When Wave One Starts And Your Squads A Bunch Of Scrubs The Borgs. THEY'RE HERE!!!
Yeah, yeah. I love Niggers With Attitudes.
Pimps go through this kind of shit from time to time.
Oh!
Im startin to recognize things
We've never had anybody, let alone two people, get a perfect score.
I really don't know what you came here for
I'll work with you, baby. Come on.
Check this out, i bet this white boy smells like Mr. Clean's bald headed dick, Gorilla doo doo, Horse pee, Cheetah vomit and Skunk ass Dig this, I bet this white boy smells like a Pig's Pussy Pork and a bear taking a shit in the woods then wiping his ass with a rabbit when it's finished, ha ha
Mike Ellis' life motto
Word.
- Hey, man. Hey. - Come on, man. Smoke.
most of the wealth into the hands of a few.
That's not yours!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I bet your breath smells like a Armadillo humping a Possum and old gas from a 18 wheeler
For real? But you won't pass your finals.
I don't know what that is. Forewarning, gentlemen:
Okay. I'm not that good at it.
♪ Yeah, so high till I reach the sky ♪
and let it fly!
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
No, bro. I'm just here for you.
All right. I'll take these upstairs.
fat bitches pissin' on you all the time.
Lol
Damn BLUE.. YOu Pretty Boy looking MUTHER-FUCKA
Honey, you have never satisfied me.
How'd you hook up with that Bart dude?
except climb out of this costume and climb into some pussy, baby.
Istanbul.
to make somethin' of yourself, and you just throwin' it away?
♪ Hittin’ somersaults without the net, but this'll be the year that we won’t forget ♪
Silas, your experiment was a success.
When that Ghetto D Makes you wanna suffocate and call the ambulance
Damn BLUE.. YOu Pretty Boy looking MUTHER-FUCKA
You two stay put. I'm gonna hurt you!
Don’t be scared
THAT'S NOT YOURS!
at Reparations Technical Institute and learn hatred for the white devil...
Is that why no puff-puff? Pass the dutchie, my friends.
the other half lies, all right?
Harvard isn't for everyone.
Charlie drive this car, not JARROD.
Shit, I gotta roll up that joint, dog.
You can work hard, you learn...
Life is hell. What up, fellas? What's up?
Hey, what was that? Laughta! Crazy Hoe!
Get’im! No short Colin Powell haircut, havin'-ass motherfucker.
Um, well, well, well.
then we'll fawkes with each other.
HIT MEEEE!!!
When Apple Music Takes Your Last 14.99
Your girl is doin' somethin' I think you need to recognize.
Get’im! Little Angela Davis moustache...
You huge ass shirt wearin' neck tattoo havin ass muthafucker
If you get this botany grade changed, they have to keep you.
.
Sorry, sir. Jamie's not accepting any male callers at this time.
No, no, I'm not kicking anything.
No, fuck that
She not only wants your love she wants your life after that
he gonna be mad
Timber!
I got the munchies like a motherfucker. Hold this, baby.
Well that explains everything
Hit them books!
Stroke, smoke. Stroke, smoke.
I don't know. I guess it's that new serum, man.
Yeah.
- You know, I got to go. - No, no, no, no, no.
There’s some freak In those geeks
Man, my grandmother would love this shit in her garden.
Man, get the fuck outta here, man!
Here's your dad after a frat party.
Back up! Back up, nigga! You better give me three feet!
The bi g payback
You have to appreciate the colorful use of English language.
Let me get my switchblade out. Let me get my blade.
ola burdi
Fake ass paul bunyan plaid pussy shirt wearin ass
- No, I said «idiot.» - An idiot?
we about to get kicked the fuck out of here...
Yeah, yeah, yeah
"Costume party. Place: Lovell House, Time: Friday."
We all know that Harvard has been honored to host...
Y'all don't know shit. I'm gonna learns you, though. I'm gonna learns you.
Belligerent? Yeah, belligerent
Yep
so I caught them and you can give me a reward, like more of the plant.
♪ Tical shittin’ again Spittin’ to win ♪
Don't you wish they were really ho's...
Don't worry, baby. You can suck my dick after class.
You were dropping Chee-tos...
RAM
For sure. Know what I mean?
If the chancellor throwin' a Halloween party,
Now let's practice it. Where's my bitches? Where's my bitches?
- Where he stayin'? - Harvard.
Then we'll fucks with each other.
Crazy shit, all right, and it will be everywhere.
If we came over here and asked if anybody needed their ass kicked,
See, I'm lookin' for the ecstasy. I'm lookin' for the pot.
- I don't know. - What's the matter?
They look like earlier inventions,
Brother just got extensions put in today. They tight, huh?
I got 2 inches of hard dick
You guys don't think that there's anything wrong with this?
- Dick Drive This Car, Not Pussy
with no gag reflex or some shit like that?
Dick drive a this car Not pussy
That statue is in the likeness of my great granddaddy Dooster,
I have to go to those lousy cocktail parties.
Okay, Bart!
Dick Butt-kiss? Did you hear that, Coach? He's cursing!
Get the arm! Get the arm, man.
Oh, oh, the Fox Club.
Well, my man, let me think.