Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's a corny motherfucker

♪ Let's smoke that bowl Hit the bong ♪

where I get to see my beautiful daughter.

You’re not watching this movie Because it’s rated R

Why, yes, Jamal. It is somewhat of a surprise to me also.

I believe in the... » Excuse me. Do you have to play that loud?

♪ Y'all gonna make me act the fool ♪

Oh, well, I guess I should say «thanks.»

Please! Come on!

Yo, what the fuck are we gonna do now?

Oh, I'm watching you... Like a hawk.

It’s called reality son.

Them motherfuckers don't wanna see a black man make it.

Fawx wit each otha

Yo, I hate it when you do that. I love that funny shit.

I'm a ghost ghost ghost

like a polar bear.

Well, I'm Jamal, a pothead.

♪ Yo, ladies and gentlemen Smoke cheeba cheeba Smoke cheeba cheeba ♪

The Name's Jamal, And I'll Fuck Your Crew Up

I pledge allegiance to the pimp of the united pimps of America.

If I send you this it means, Yes Sir Dean Cain, Sir ‼️

Will this make my drill sergeant stand at attention?

- Repeat after me. - Repeat after me.

No, it ain't all right, man. Yo, I been takin' your CDs. I been usin' your weed pipes.

Good work, everyone. Keep up the good work. Thank you.

- That is all me, G. - That's the vice president's daughter,

- We didn't hear anything. - You got some nice titties, dog. Word.

Belligerent? Yeah, belligerent.

If you don't know your grammar, that is.

So, Lauren, you might as well tell him now and get it over with.

Come on, son. You've got a golden opportunity here...

- and then you can build refrigerators and such. - Next!

The extension cords themselves are intertwined...

That Shit on yo got some shit on its lip

We limited, all right? We gonna have to split this shit up.

Forward motion Make you sway like the ocean

♪ Niggas, close the door Yo, bitches shut all your blinds ♪

We're virgins. Mm-hmm. Yeah, both of us.

Good boy, my ass. Ask her why I had to cancel my nail appointment...

and my hair caught on fire, I got your back, dog.

Damn right, he stole your plant. Yo, Silas, this idiot smoked up all the plant.

Got some more beer. What did you do to yourself?

Damn! But it would have been impossible...

«Amir: Professional student/ resident advisor for you.»

You look funky fresh

You can't let the dean win.

Fellas, I think it's time we all sat down and kicked it.

And Miss Lovell from Administration.

« Dear Carl, saw these and thought of you.

Dick Run This Not Pussy

FUCK YOU ASSHLEY!! FUCK YOU!!

My old school mom!!

- That go for you too. - Hey, I am down with you, man.

What are you doin' here? You gonna hook me up with a chick...

peace can also be used interjectionally, as a request, greeting or farewell. So, try to find another way to be an asshole, if you don't know your, grammar, that is. Peace.

Now, as I was saying, here at Harvard...

See those two fine ass ho's right there?

This girl is different. All she cares about is Kevin Costner movies.

Costner, huh? Dances with Wolves. Mm-hmm.

I got the munchies like a mother fucker

♪ Hits from the bong Gonna get high ♪

Wait a minute. Didn't you put the ashes in the soil before you grew the plant?

Well, we might have Moses looking like...

♪ Bringin’ you lungs Pop the Glock but only

Whew! What took y'all guys so long?

- With that, they just won't shit. - Yeah.

Took a dump In the middle of your face

I love you, Mary Jane

- Taking a vow of celibacy, - Next.

Silas, entrepre-Negro.

There's a lot of things in life your ass just don't get.

I even been lookin' at Lauren's ass a couple of times, man. Whoa!

Yo, dog. Yo, zog.

We ain't got no time for that shit. We gotta grind him now. Get this arm.

Been pimpin since Been pimpin since

Maybe I can go back to being your manager...

- Oh, shark has fangs! - Oh! Word. Hey, go easy on him.

That's my cologne Can only buy it from Mennen.

- self-serving, overopinionated ass! - Get’im!

Mm-hmm. And did your picture have that nasty...

Huh? Get up. Dog, you shouldn't have.

Old friends, fellow alums,

You is a nasty motherfucker!

Wait a minute. I know you all two ain't over here playin' grab ass...

I got 2 inches of hard dick !!

Harvard? Man, ain't it a lot Of richie people up there?

Fine! I don't mind cutting my evening Short To be there!

Oooooooh!, Roasted! I bet this white boy smells like Duck pussy, Pine-Sol, Moth Balls, Clorox Bleach and Peg Bundy's ass pussy and titties, ha ha

I don't think this is gonna work out. Hold on, now!

Better be ready for me, Bradley! Blaze 2. Get at me in the mornin! PEACE!

Yes sir Dean Cain sir

Why you doin' this? I'm in the Field of Dreams and Dances with Wolves.

Got Blunt? ^ ^ ^ ^

Shit, I fucks with you too

to go and pick him up in the precinct last week.

Jamal. Bart, I've decided since you and Jamal are my two best athletes,

Dean Cain expects us off campus by Monday.

doesn't talk how come he?

If I got hit by a bus tomorrow, I got your back, dog.

It's just a baby.

Can't this wait till after class? You're supposed to be in here anyway.

You discovered all this crazy shit. You a straight-up genius, girl.

He drink whiskey Pancho drink the wine

now that you're amongst civilized people?

Where my bitches at?

I ain't seen a stitch of pussy on this whole campus.

I hope you get a virus... You and your computer!