Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're gonna have to study on your own. Damn, they can't hear me or see me. Tell’em!
Whatever it is, this shit is hot.
Man, that shit smell good as hell, dog.
U Just an Assistant Pimp Hurry up Pimpin' I gotta go
Secret Service!
Twelve years? Damn, kid.
You betcha! You can stay as long as it takes you to graduate.
It's a neem plant, Professor.
♪ Hits from the bong ♪
Where's my bitches? Okay, check this out.
Listen, man, we got a test in about five minutes. Word.
Yee-hah! Look out!
You little Sammy Davis Award Junior afro-haircut- havin’-ass motherfucker!
You hi gh yet? Hell, no, man. Maybe not high enough.
and what's yours I've probably already had.
Hey, Coach, thanks a lot, man. I owe you.
Charlie drive this car, not Jarrod.
- I even smoked it before. - Well, that figures.
Oh, God! Stop actin' like a little bitch!
♪ We live up in here, y'all ♪
You ol Steve Harvey suit wearing ass you ol Redman at the Source Awards lookin ass you ol Barney the Dinosaur lookin ass you ol Fifth Harmony fan from winter ass You ol Denzel Washington in Mo Better blues lookin ass you ol Ice Cube in Player's Club lookin ass you ol Mr Ratburn from Arthur lookin ass you ol Popeyes chicken biscuit smellin ass
I made it! I can't feel my legs, but I'm alive!
it could be the greatest find in the history of anyone attending Harvard.
Oh! Oh! Oh, shit!
for either of you to cheat, you had two totally different versions of the test.
Molly and I are really into D'Angelo. Do you have any?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What're you doin' ivory? Just runnin' the streets, fuckin' with the living?
donkey kong be like
Cut!
Gonna be a long night.
♪ Contagious We out for Mista Biggs women ♪
Y'all calm down! We got this. Calm down.
You won't mind that I'm bangin' your daughter on the regular.
Dean, what about those two guys I read about from the tri-states?
A bong?
- What are you looking at? - I Need Money, you talked!
skinny ones, chunky ones.
♪ Spinnin' on a track with Red and Meth ♪
You just earned yourself another citation. Fuck off!
But what’s your zodiac sign?
Sure, come on in.
You
Literally any minor sound in R.E. Village
- My eyes. - Aha!
M.P.H.'s?
Ah!
Hold on, Powder. Let's not get «ignant.»
Got that dough? Mm-hmm.
- Now go warm me up some Porkchops-O-Chunky. - Is that all, Momma?
Oh, baby, I ain't laughin'. I'm gonna make you mine.
Look right there. See that right there?
- How was the trip? - Good. Good.
Aah! Aah! Damn, Ma! Stop, Ma!
He might want to spank us! Oh, sit down.
motherfuckin' unicorns.
Later, man. Wait, Silas!
♪ Street vanillas in the pj's ♪
And ifyou're really my boy,
♪ How high, motherfuckers How high ♪
And why do want a honey with class Dog niggaz
♪ I gots it locked bringin’ the noise ♪
That's right, get up and move! You should lynch me!
Ain't that right, baby? Right, Daddy.
Middle of your face
My point is that you two... My point is shut the fuck up!
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, what you missed this You got to bear witness
No, actually, I come for your girls. Ooh!
- And you predicted that shit? - Yeah.
End-table ass! Hella Back!
Then we fucks with each other!
In the near lane, we have Harvard.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, right, Bart. Would you bet money on that?
RAM
Look. I know how you can get hi gh scores.
Well, I don't know about all that.
you'll make sure I pass that motherfucker, ya heard?
Back up! Back up, nigger! You better give me three feet!
Woo, hoo, hoo, hoo! That's what I'm talkin' about.
I don't mind cutting my night short to be there
Like this cannon-like article back here.
Go, go, go, go.
But if it's one of my proud black people that's doing the recording of the account...
This group is fucking boring I'm out of here
Fuck all that, man. Listen, I'm cuttin' this arm now.
Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas
then let em know who you chose as your Beyonce
doesnt talk, how come he??
denial is a river in egypt
- I actually feel wonderful. - Isn't he great, Daddy?
ever since you arrived on this campus, there's been several mishaps.
My weed! Oh! Oh!
♪ Inhale, exhale ♪
But I can.
You idiot. You idiot!
That was deep! That was deep.
Nasty muthafucker!
Bumbaclot, boy!
qual a sua ideia sobre isso ?
Do you see me?
no no no
♪ On that piece of the pie Now ask me how high ♪
Tengo 2 pulgadas de polla dura
How you gonna talk when you shuttin' up? Fine! Fine!
We are fucked. Fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked!
I don't think you wanna see this.
If you took your head off these ho's and put it in some books,
- -
I'm gonna round them motherfuckin' almond eyes of yours out, understand me?
then we gonna start askin' questions.
Um, we didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
Say, you tryin' to get somethin' to bring them nerves down too, huh, bro?
♪ Come along and take a hit from the bong ♪
Whetheryou're black, or a honky or in-between, you'll love Porkchops-O-Chunky.
You know Miss Jenowitz from the Chemistry Department, Nice to see you.
Some times a good woman Needs a little motivation
- BUFU. - Oh, no. Not you two!
When you and your friend see a hot chick walk by
Excuse me?
The name is jimmy and ill fuck your crew up
Yo, you keep on usin' them big-ass Harvard words,
Smoke, Stroke
and «bitch» ain't in the Bible.
Yes, I did receive them. As a matter of fact,
♪ Bringin’ the funk Dr. Spock Bringin’ my boys ♪