Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That shit on yo lip got some shit on its lip, dawg
You ol' Richard Pryor shortcut, fade-havin’-around-the-side wearin’ motherfucker!
On your mark, get set...
Lord, it's a gift! It's a gift from above! Make it float like a dove!
Holler at me. I'll try to.
Give me three feet!
You smoked my weed, didn't you? And we almost kissed, didn't we?
go to that graveyard, find us a smart dead guy and smoke his skeleton ass.
During the lockdown This how I feel
you ain't gonna get the pimp tonight!
Good, ’cause Jamal's gonna be my baby daddy.
I guess you might as well come back home and live with me.
Yes, Lord. Ooh, damn!
I got a feeling you gonna see my experiment work.
- Tell them, Powder! - We already got pussy. Y'all come back later.
It's indigenous to the wet drylands of the Northern Hemisphere.
Hey, little baby bitch.
Fuck you think we gonna do? We gonna smoke his ass,
I love me a fat chick! more cushion for the pushin!!
Join the Army Then build refrigerators and such
We ain't got no Ivory,
Okay. All right.
Ass, titties, ballers. Go, girl, go!
Oh, shit. You know.
you're startin' to see Bart for the shallow bastard that he is,
Nothin' but pork. Wow! Right on!
You've come to the right place. I've been an undergrad for 1 2 years.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
CAME RAME
♪ Yo, you can call on the man when the party is borin’ ♪
My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp.
Jamal, you don't want that. Them girls only know three words:
♪ And sing along to my hip-hop song, had you chokin' off of a bong ♪
Get the body. You should have some more respect for an ex-president, asshole.
Just like your father
Powder, what are you doing here? What are you doing in here?
They're blowin' Harvard's ass out of the water.
Yeah! Here we go.
Stop touchin' stuff! When you gonna get funds for this shit?
I told you I have your back, even if I got hit by a bus.
Won't make your bathroom smell funky, yeah
Sometimes you want more than just a honey with ass
I FUCKS WITH YOU
God, I just don't get you guys.
so I'm guessin' that would be the Dooster House...
You need to sit down. Mm-mm.
You look like a couple of goddamn Uncle Toms! Walk on out!
Maybe I ain't hit it hard enough.
Puffs of purgatory, baby! Puffs of purgatory. Puffs of purgatory.
Word. Holler at your dogs, man.
You east coase... I FAR east coase
I see still waters run deep. Please believe.
Blaze 2 get at me in the mornin! Peace!!!
Fresh gear, man! You like?
I know I can get at least 1 2 years up in this motherfucker.
Young MC.
♪ Don’t pull the thang out Unless you plan to bang ♪
It's in your bloodline. It's in my blood, and you will never be that.
- Yeah, the bitch is fine, isn't she? - What?
Buck up, Bart! Buck up!
I fucks with you
Bicycle Oh, no!
If you don't mind, I'd like you to sit down. I would like to continue.
I've known Bart all my life,
but the issue here is, who is recording the account?
Megan and I have never done anything like this before.
Excuse me? Head.
Mark of Buddha, my ass. Look at you now... dead, ashes.
You know, you surprised me by getting high.
WHAT AMERICA TELSS HILLARY CLINTON
I know everything there is to know about Ivy League women.
- We used to have a good time. -
and get some head while I'm doin' it.
♪ Hits from the bong From the bong ♪
Where you going? You gotta stay.
Forward motion Make you sway like the ocean
Tell the truth
You know, you surprised me by getting high.
I think I got somethin' for that. Hold on.
mm
Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, for sure.
I'm from Wisconsin.
What're you doin? Jus' runnin' The streets? Fuckin' wit' the livin'?
Ah! Hey!
No, don't put’em in... Oh, my baby!
What the fuck is your problem? No dishwee-saya.
who would've thought the last thing to wind up smokin' would be your ass?
You ol Berry Gordy tuxedo wearing ass you ol looney tunes what's up doc lookin ass you ol Barney the Dinosaur purple ass You ol Miss Sofia lookin ass ol Morris Day lookin ass ol Austin Powers Coca cola sprite dasani fanta hi c drankin ass
Man, I know the bitch that make these rugs. You know Juanita and them.
good, then we'll fox with each other!
well, we got Cleopatra looking like Elizabeth Taylor,
- Frees your mind and your body. - Next! Next!
It's the skid mark of Buddha!
- Wash your nasty ass. - Is that all, Momma?
Man, I love me a fat chick More cushion for the pushin'
Puttin' the power of healin' in the hands of the common man. Yeah, whatever.
- He is quite attractive. - Indeed.
MOOD
entertaining anecdotes.
Why do good girls like bad guys Hey, bro, change for a 20?
- What? - What a jerk!
Guys, we weren't expecting you, but you're right on time.
I got 2 inshes Of hard dick!
He probably gonna curse us out about that wild-ass party.
Did I hear you say something? With all due respect, suck my dick.
♪ Brick city and the crooked letter "I" ♪
Mm-hmm. This is Jamal. Jamal, this is my dad.
What the fuck is all this? What y'all three bitches want?
When you try ivory soap for the first time
Hell, motherfuck... I mean, yes, sir, Dean Cain, sir.
- He got another thing comin'. - What an asshole.
- That you bitches can split. - Who you callin' a bitch, bitch?
Oh, shit, Mikey. Hell, no!
Now nothin'. A now nothin' nothin' now.