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Came rame
Slam, slam, brother My brother, is that the one that you want
Cedric, step aside.
You ain't my type.
We dont listen to that Chinese shit..
Fuck!
exploding thingy, pipe bomb thing-things.
- Aah!
What are you doing, Hip-Hop Hooray? Paddle!
♪ Brick city to the crooked letter I ♪
Jamal, I will take that as a compliment.
Come on, son. This is some good shit.
You's a pimp. I never deny you that.
He's great. He's great.
What? You know. How you said...
When you have randoms on team
Fo Sho
This guy 'll do. He's a president.
you'd have that lab you always talked about.
Is this why we no puff?! Pass the Dutchie my friend
I've got a lot of artifacts and delicate things down here.
Scared pussy don't get none
Dick drive this car Not pussy
You know what I'm sayin'? We only blaze at test times.
♪ Plug it, unplug it Don't strain ♪
pretty soon you're going to slip up,
- What did I say? - You said «bitch, »
- Dog. - Og.
Better be ready for me, Bradley… Blaze two, get at me in the morning
We dont listen to that Chinese shit....We do this Crip up here!
You two are an absolute disgrace to this university.
The name is Jamal and I I’ll fuck yo crew up, goddamnit
Justin
Got blunt?
But you gotta understand people can only see me when they smoke me.
You ol Redd Foxx I'm coming to join you Elizabeth lookin ass you ol Al Green hot girls ass you ol DJ Paul Juicy J lookin ass You ol Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction ass you ol Willie Jones and Pinky from Friday you ol Will Ferrell Steve Carrell Adam Sandler lookin ass
And of course you know my wife Sheila.
- That's not yours! - Look at these, bro!
Excuse me. Player, player.
Yes, I do. ♪ Make love to you ♪
Who Wants To Run A Dick Sucking Marathon And Cum Swallowing
And while you're sittin' in this car, you don't run shit.
♪ Please you, love you, hold you ♪ penis.
Girlfriend see that, she gonna shit on you.
Yes. I want to boldly go where no man has gone before.
all the people in your family were assistant pimps.
in the most flammable of ways,
Does my ass look fat? No.
You got some nice titties, Dog... Word
What titties? What? Okay, you must've heard that.
But I was thinking that it could be like this old Revolutionary cannon...
That's a natural aphrodisiac right there.
Pimpin, since been pimping, since been Peeimpin'
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Come on! I'll show you some violence! Come on!
Got an «A-pl us, « my nigga.
Hardcore to the brain Dollar, dollar bill, y'all
Afraid to grow it cuz yo fro wouldn't nap enough
♪ You better shut your trap when my dogs around ♪
Well, guys, hey!
- Ma! - Did you wash your ass today?
I'd like you all to do an experiment on a plant,
The role played...
Let's go meet the next likely leader of the free world.
Oh, my horn! Please don’t back up! Please don’t back up!
Stroke… smoke
Goddamn virgins
That's the kind of attitude I like to hear. And, uh, where are you going?
Short ones, tall ones,
Jamal. Jamal. Jamal.
What about your employees? No, fuck that!
Yo, I wish I could, dog, but I got this little shorty comin' through tonight.
♪ How, how, how, how How, how, how, how ♪
I got all the answers. I can consult with people.
My granddaddy was a pimp.
Hey, get up. Oh, my God
in a relaxed campus atmosphere, where classes range...
- -
And I figured I could get somethin' from Garden of Weeden to make it interesting.
about getting some color up at Harvard.
Ever busted up your mother's house and slapped her when she asked you about it?
I'm goin' to lunch, take a nice long shit.
You wanna stay in Harvard or what?
Oh, she wants me. Welcome to Lovell House.
♪ Come back with me, baby Satisfaction guaranteed ♪ - « Limp Dick.» Ha!
qual a sua ideia?
and if it weren't for his family, I probably wouldn't be here.
Me hungry
"Dooster Principle,"
Sir...
She wouldn't even know it was me. To hell with that.
That’s not yours
People saying cowboys won't come back
Very sad. Very sad indeed.
You'll have to pardon my dust.
Damn, who gonna be our P.O.?
What the hell is that? It's the mark of Buddha.
Damn, this bike phat as hell! Whoa! Don't touch!
Hurry up, darling, you're going to make us late, and you know I hate to be late.
I'm sorry.
Man, ain't no more. All of Ivory's ashes was in just that plant.
Yes, yes, yes!
Your ass didn't even get hit by a bus.
IT'S VOLUNTEER OFFICER QUACKENSTEIN AND I'M WATCHING YOU
Yo, Silas! You better take those college exams!
I see you are very much liking to explore S. T.D.’s also, my friend.
I said, «Shit! Me too, »
Well, Bart-fart, you got skills in it?
because I've just finished studying.
- Yeah, two years Pussyology. - Academia. I like it.
- What the fuck was that? - Jesus!
Hey, what was that? Annie! Crazy ho! Hey, what was that? Annie! Crazy ho!
And if not, they best friends got dough.
Hey, hey, hey. Don't fuck up tonight, all right?
Nice to see you again. Listen. Tonight,
Where my bitches? Can't we just say «employees»?
Dili sa taka sugton karon Sa February 14 nalang.
Aren't you worried about getting kicked out?
♪ Find me lit Blunts spark like Felipe Fuck the he say, she say ♪
Field of Dreams That’s a corny motherfucker
It's over 200 years old.
In the far lane, we have Yale.
When you expecting to get That Mean Green and Ghetto D
I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost.
Consider your bags outside the door What's up, baby?
into the hands of your common ass, that's what you need to do.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Kya hua
Now my instincts tell me it's you, but I can't prove it... not yet.
Hey, don't be scared. It's only pussy. Oh!
Don’t be scared It’s only pussy
What you tellin' me for? Damn.
Bring your ass over here! We got work to do before Dean Dickhead gets back.
- It's time for you to learn a lesson. - Come on, Ive.
I think they said it was one of those tick-tocky, blow-uppy,
Did we! Amazing what two brothers...
Fuck! Fuck! Bitch! Fuck! Fuck!
Come on, Silas. I need somethin' to help me out.
Me getting my heart took
THATS NOT YOURS!
I need to get her home. Excuse me.
What the hell Are you wearing?
to these so-called findings.
I don't care. Right, ladies? Mmm!
but it sound good!
We don't want the dean to get his panties in a bunch.
Trade with Bella world Trade with Bella world!!!
My... Yeah, my truth serum. Yeah.