Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Everything, anything is negotiable, Ms. Hayes.
-Licking or bouncing? -The point is...
What could have gotten that somebody so hot?
Damn right, it's true. We earned this money, baby.
"Why is that man having sex with himself?"
-One doo-wop and you lose. -Oh, hold the phone! Hold the phone!
There are people who've waited 10, 20 years to become an adult.
Why, you're heroes.
I'm willing to bet that you can't be a mature adult for one week.
"Various evils"?
Which reminds me, no more singing.
We all have a problem, Ms. Hayes.
...but morally bankrupt as well."
We got no choice but to limbo, Jimbo!
I was dreaming. You can't do what I want you to do.
-You don't have a chance. -What else?
-It's ringing, David. -Ease into this.
Maddie!
Three thousand dollars to watch the impossible?
-For this to have happened twice.... -Mrs. Greydon...
You have to accept the dog's limitations.
They want $100,000...
Guess how big a booty me and Mom bagged.
I could make a copy of it for you if you like.
Hey, kids!
-How much do I get if I win? -Don't worry, you couldn't win.
-Time's up. -Man walks into a bar!
Oh, David, isn't life wonderful?
Madam Hayes.
-What do you mean? -When you lose, what do I get?
Won't you please leave?
Easy pickup, easy getaway. Never see him in the dark.
Oh, David!
Now, that's what I call hospitality.
Hell, my way, everybody gets what they want.
How much do you have in your checking account?
That's less than two hours away. Mr. Addison isn't even here.
...if only I had known the truth about that first kidnapping.
So, what does this mean?
Yeah, 50,000 of them.
...the parameters of the bet, into the essence of my personality.
And people say we're not alike.
Fine. Just bring him back cheaply.
And the only solution is dissolution.
-How much time? -Two minutes.
-We did that, didn't we? -Yeah, we did.
If we're choosing which neck to risk, it seems that my thick one...
You wanna pick something?
-I de-Daved him? -De-Daved him.
Indeed. You know, I'm secretly hoping I'll lose this bet.
Maddie!
I think he hung up.
Say something funny.