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If it weren't for you there would be no Utopia.
He's escaped.
...from asking questions better left unanswered.
But you know what? I kind of like it.
Citizen Tempus?
...I thought about John Doe and...
You've gone too far this time.
Looney Tunes is two words.
I guess you'll be invited to the big victory party afterwards.
Who's Tempus?
Think something in the water is making people...
What's not to get? Doe's campaign is catching fire.
No chance Superman might be around, is there, White?
Through the window!
Oh? Why is that?
Daily Planet. Darn tooting, John Doe's a very nice guy.
John Doe shot up in the polls while you were gone.
- What do you mean? - Well, he's a time traveler.
...it's just one of those things that you do. Like paying taxes. It doesn't mean...
...that you bare a striking resemblance to someone else?
Somebody needs help.
Clever, huh?
Soon, I'll have everything I want:
I get a kick out of checking the "married" box.
Superman, I'm afraid until this is cleared up...
- Lois! - Clark!
I'll be waiting.
Oh, Superman? Thanks.
No!
You're probably right.
I wanna find what makes this man tick, what he stands for.
Like back in the days of slavery.
Tempus.
That can't be, can it? Superman, a tax dodger?
Because you are, in a word, Looney Tunes.
Men of peace, such as myself...
Honey, they're just dreams.
Assuming this role allows me to avoid dealing with painful childhood issues.
...and don't underestimate the power of Superman's disgusting goodness.
Tempus set the whole thing up.
- Why not? - Lois...
Oh, you know. The usual.
Welcome. I'm John Doe.
You know there are no windows here.
It's totally understandable. The man tried to kill your wife.
For example.
Best not to do this out in the open.
A what?
But now both our worlds are in danger.
Exactly.
Lois, when I came outside and you weren't there...
...and a train derailed. - Is anyone working on this?
Just don't make me go back in there.