Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

*YO U JUST DIED*

I mean, someone's got to do it, right?

Okay, fine, turns out there are many ways

You guys are so fun.

Just relentlessly fun.

I have no idea why any of this is happening

Ah, hurrah-hurrah, yay.

Where did you get a chalkboard?

Of course I will.

Okay, I think it is time

She's like this walking database.

including Michael.

I totally pictured

Do I have any siblings?

But I was very good at it.

Everybody, everybody!

Oh, you have so much to teach me.

and cleaned it up

if any of you would like to play tennis tonight,

Promise me. Say, I promise

to be calm and in control

So here's the situation, Pevita.

How is that a defense?

Cleaning up the entire neighborhood by yourself.

that could be lived.

Now, let me show you the, uh...

and I'm ready to fly.

to make me good, partner. How do we do it?

Well, that is a really tough question.

What happens in the future, you ask?

Well, Tahani, it's not really your job

Tahani and Jianyu are having a little

and you are my soul mate.

So hopefully, we're off and running.

but it's a start.

Guys, whose dog is that?

What do you remember?

is this adorable little cottage,

Maybe I should try to be silent too.

- Okay, easy. - What?

More cleaning up to do.

I'M SO GREAT I CAN'T EVEN

The strength is inside me.

where I dumped trash earlier

'Cause you're a nice person.

I'd say it's like 50 million simultaneous orgasms,

I keep thinking, When are they gonna stop being fun?

But I got her back.

Teacup doesn't love me?

I was just thinking,

Why can't I say fork?

I don't know what to tell you.

to band together as a community,

Trick question.

You were born in Phoenix. You went to school in Tempe.

Let me be your ethical guinea pig.

I'm sorry that you had to deal with this...

Ah, well, great question, Tahani.

Do you hear Ariana Grande playing?

one of the very best lives

It's not, though.

You know, this really reminds me of my time in Vietnam,

That was close, but, no, she didn't make it.

precisely designed and calibrated

Okay, that's... I get it, thank you.

Now, what kind of pornography would you like to see?

is Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.

Cool, bring it in, man.