Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, let's see. Hindus are a little bit right,

Whatever, it's freakin' heaven.

full of poo-poo.

that it's gonna happen again.

and I'm... I have a stomachache.

That's your problem.

Look, apparently it doesn't work that way.

has just referred to himself as a canyon

If you're trying to curse, you can't here.

There's a lot of frozen yogurt places.

Look, the only thing that you are concerned with

Um, just tell me something neutral about yourself.

I think it's a cool thing to do for people.

Let's forget about good.

I... I'm just miserable.

Oh, okay. Okay.

You are on your own.

you, Eleanor Shellstrop,

They were both crummy people,

and now I'm just... I'm just terrified

What are you doing?

You called Tahani a giraffe,

Yes, yes, I understand.

I'll just keep doing what I do best:

but it swept you right out into the street

Why are there giant animals everywhere?

That's the one thing we put in all the neighborhoods.

There's something fun that you want to do,

welcome to your new home.

Well, it doesn't sound awesome.

It will take hours and hours

How 'bout this trash storm, Gunnar?

you can get anything you want at any time.

And you deserve a perfect world

I should get to spend eternity in a medium place!

You must've told a few white lies in your life.

- Hi there. - Gah!

So, uh, if you're not this person,

No, every neighborhood is unique.

I want a medium bin

Time to pick a designated driver.

Look, I think you're capable of change.

being an unpaid, non-flying janitor.

You are too selfish

Are you sure you want to hear?

having fun, or does it maybe suck, probably?

We aim this at seniors.

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Don't I just adore it, Jianyu?

And I know we just met on this bus ten minutes ago, but he seemed nice.

or how to control it.

that perfectly matches his or her true essence.

There's been a big mistake.

Full disclosure,

This is actually the very first neighborhood

We know where it happened.

We thought perhaps some of us

How Can I Help You?

I was very proud of that.

I mean, is this...

I was a professor of ethics and moral philosophy.

and you are a wrench in the gears.

Did you fill your bra with shrimp?

You'll stand by my side no matter what, right?

Hey, guys, good news and bad news.

That Tahani is a real butthead, huh?

I'm sure they have plenty of shellfish.

What's going on?

It's just so tiny and cute.

The Metaphysics of Morals by Immanuel Kant.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it definitely feels love.

I'm Chidi Anagonye,

was to defraud the elderly?

And the loser is...

He took a vow of silence that he's still observing,

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- Ags... say it again. - Anagonye.

You're in the Good Place.

Come on, I'm just asking you to fudge a little bit.

How to be good.

Such fun. Cheers.