Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had been an apprentice for over 200 years,
Again, it's an incredibly selective system.
we calculate the total value of your life
And I will help you try.
You get to avoid eternal damnation.
And you're not even doing it to get me to help you anymore
You're... you're the only one who's not.
Staying sober and
Yes, um,
- Michael. - Mm?
of what is happening there right now.
This is a mess, morally speaking.
Oh, I'm so glad you noticed.
And we dug up over a thousand unexploded land mines
#β #ώ #ο #ς
Maybe they're being used to torture each other.
Oh.
Now, today we're gonna start with something
Okay, all right, that's all right.
And he obeys a strict code of silence.
I bet way more people cared that you died.
Because those aren't my memories.
Tahani and Jianyu.
You're an only child.
so it couldn't be traced back to me.
I am from Senegal.
I was just put here by mistake.
Oh, um, yes, by the way,
Come over for Low prices and unique items
Please, help me, man.
Oh, such a relief.
Things only started getting crazy
- Shh-shh-shh-shh. - Oh, hello.
Chidi... Chidi, Chidi?
Tell me one good thing
uh, every U.S. president except Lincoln.
Yes, thank you, Janet.
Um, and I would just like to quickly say
so that I can feel better about helping you out.
#σ #τ #ξ #σ
Senegal.
You are loco, girlfriend.
For those of you who don't know,
otters holding hands while they sleep.
Obviously, there's something very wrong
you don't belong here.
But in each one, every blade of grass,
I can't risk going to the Bad Place.
You should see Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
one million flavors together,
you're special, Eleanor.
that you could get better at.
my soul mate, Jianyu here, is a Buddhist monk.
and it's your turn.
Uh, sorry. Uh, Michael?
we erase the memory to allow for a peaceful transition.
in the Icelandic primitive style.
And welcome
- Is he gay? - No.
about yourself.
Dude, things have been nuts around here.
except for Doug Forcett.
in Avondale, Arizona, around 2002.
being super considerate
And the cup.
Aristotle! That's my boy, right there.
from your point of view.
hdhed
All right, we need a plan.
Righto.
and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
How can I help you?
That's it, I just don't want you to say anything.
Well, I've narrowed it down to two possibilities:
and my boss has finally given me
You can't die here.
You need me to lie to old people