Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your English is amazing.

- Ah. Hello, everyone. - _

You're a selfish person,

- Every sandwich you ate, - _

that everyone has always wanted to do.

thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state

Like Cincinnati.

Uh, well, I... I was born in Phoenix.

I'm making things worse.

You can't give me both your kidneys; you'll die.

Have fun, nerds.

I kind of kicked your dog into the sun.

Powerful people do not handle failure well.

You all know that I am the architect of this neighborhood.

and they didn't want to come.

I swear I am worth it.

where you were struck and killed

or for a very fancy little dog.

Is there a moral imperative to help you?

How's volunteer garbage pickup?

Do you think anybody cared that I died?

I meant... I... it sucks that I can't do it

Do you have a second to eat my farts?

Does everyone have a huge house except me?

in the Bad Place.

Eleanor, this is all happening because of you.

Oh, oh, and, uh, of course,

Do you have a second to talk about the environment?

and it is technically chalk,

I really do, but you don't understand.

Five more minutes!

Why aren't there stairs here?

My entire house could fit in this room.

a picture of two otters holding hands?

You're doing this because you feel bad.

That's him, actually, right up there.

Isn't that right, darling?

People puking on roller coasters.

Okay. That's a good sign.

So it sounds to me like you are on board

I don't remember anything specific.

That seems weirder.

Well, Doug was a stoner kid

I bet you don't know anything about me.

No judgment. I'm just saying

you love clowns, so...

Your favorite show is something called

Hey, have you seen my dog?

Well, I was born in Nigeria,

into a language the other person can understand.

this neighborhood that you've built is truly a masterpiece,

Just like you. Boop.

Someone else will do it.

I got off work early.

Welcome to your first day in the afterlife

Everyone here believes in my integrity 100%, right, guys?

- Mm-hmm. - If you do, then just breathe

I'll be soaring through the air like a forkin' bird.

Is it racist if I say Africa?

I guess he just didn't want to have sex with me.

You're a mountain of strength.

So this is how it works.

picking up mortar shells with my godmother, Diana.

Okay, yeah, fine, I felt bad

but I was okay.

That sounds about right.