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Has the ambassador checked in yet?
Sometimes you just want to duct tape her mouth and...
Get me somethin'.
No, you should've seen his face. Oh, I'm a bad man.
Oh, I’m a bad man
- You understand. - We're just on the job, Patience. Not interested in surprises.
sounds like a personnel carrier.
I honestly didn't ask.
We got a mole on board.
But a government stamp on every molecule of the cargo just maybe might.
Finished my internship in eight months.
Inara, hey. We're touching down at the Eavesdown Docks...
I'll upload coordinates for a rendezvous point outside of town.
You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations.
The compression coil busts, we're drifting.
Unfortunately, we've been ordered by the Alliance...
- Dobson. - We gotta keep our heads down...
Captain, do you mind if I say grace?
Of course not. It's not a problem...
That ain't us.
- How close they need to be to fire those grapplers? - Dodge 'em..
- I certainly... - It's all right. I mostly keep to myself.
You need safe passage? We're cheap.
Maybe somebody'll step on those roaches.
Do you... really have to leave?
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- Some residual heat. - Do a sweep.
They're pushing out further every year, too.
More crowded, obviously, and I guess more complicated.
You're well aware we landed two hours before we planned to...
Jayne, open the port jack control, cut the hydraulics.
If you won't listen to me, listen to that.
Or they might have personal profiles on each and every one of us.
- We both made out on this deal. Don't complicate things. - I got a rule.
I hear a lot of the border moons are in bad shape... plagues and famine.
- For God's sake. - You think I wouldn't shoot a shepherd? Back off!
What are y... No!
Captain, we got incoming Alliance cruiser bearing right down on us!
Play it as close as you can. This catch is burning a hole in my hull.
Well, you're right about this being a bad idea.
Well, now.
Aw, see? They don't know a damn thing.
- Think that cruiser might have I.D.'d us? - Let's hope not.
I need Kaylee in the engine room, please.
thought I should bring what I could.
- Everything but the air. - Kaylee.
- Till that fed wakes up, we won't know. - So what do we do?
Captain, we've been hailed by a cruiser... ordered to stay on course...
I always get those mixed up. How's business?
Ah, the ambassador graces us with her presence.
Hey. It's okay.
He was just trying to...
and I apologize in advance for the inconvenience.
"They're hurting us."
We could... I could arrange for you to be...
Mal, you just ain't very bright, are ya?
She wanted to learn.
Because we are so very pretty.
Because so few men are.
- Malcolm Reynolds? - Hello, Patience.
Oh, you're not afraid of them?
- He's no threat. - Why did he...
and I'm scratching my head as to why we ain't dealt with him.
I don't mean to alarm anybody...
Then I guess it's good we're helping.
This shouldn't take too long.
I think I can help Kaylee out.
Anything else you need, just ask.
- Stand the hell down. - What is...
Will she be all right?