Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality - Community [S05E07]

You go ahead. Hurt my feelings.

- No, no. - Oh, no, no, no.

That's convenient.

Millimetre don't make no difference. Bullets just kind of kill you.

I watched my third wife die.

- You were there? - You were?

- For an hour. - Okay, an hour.

Speak for yourself.

And the moment she needs a shoulder to cry on:

You're an artist?

I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and travel only at night.

...I have watched people walk around on your eggshells.

You just believed a bunch of ghosts?

My mother used to tell a story about how she killed a chicken.

God bless you.

In the words of your hacky duck, "What the hell?"

What part would you have me be disinterested in?

I almost feel left out.

You drink Scotch?

Hong Kong, 1964.

You're not Marco Polo of bullying me, just another tourist...

Jim the Duck. I'm crazy? Something's wrong with me? Jim the Duck?

These are really good.

Janitor?

- Publishers are interested! - Publishers are stupid.