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I don't remember what I said to him, but I guess I changed his mind,
And I kept this sweater of yours
(LAUGHING) Showtime.
I think what you're calling sad was actually a jovial nonchalance.
- You going to this address? - Mmm-hmm.
The one.
Look, Ted, I know I can come across pretty tough,
Okay, but just tell me this. Why Tony?
And then I heard you got fired.
bailed your Uncle Barney out of jail and drove all the way home.
Yeah.
And that is where my laundry bags will hang for three days and three nights
I'd say you nailed it.
Officer, please, my wife is about to have a baby! Her water just broke!
When you were with Stella, I know how much I missed her.
Obviously, I can't fill that giant crater that Stella left in your heart.
that I've been doing a pretty good job of not saying out loud lately.
It was... What was it? It was 1998.
Hey, hey, hey! Small business owner. Backbone of the economy.
I require a laundry room of 15 feet by 15 feet,
(SHRIEKS)
Oh, you can do this.
And for a long time, I just focused on being a mother.
I mean, I grappled with it. I was up nights. And not for the good reason.
That super hot French chick with the big enormous boobs?
That is outrageous!
I was gonna become a screenwriter.