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What? I don't get it.
OLDER TED: And, you know, I really meant it.
Really?
Challenge accep... Wait for it.
you can grow a very handsome neck beard.
A check so big that when you sit next to it on an airplane, you find yourself wondering
They're not attached to anything, thanks to you.
That is a big, fat check.
- Uh-huh. Yeah. - Okay.
Goodbye, Ted.
Off the hook! Bro, you are nailing this.
And I want to use that money to make this right with you.
I'm gonna find the hottest patient/my wife, and we are going...
See you tomorrow!
- I made a terrible mistake. - I know.
Deal!
but I can't bear to have hurt someone the way I hurt you.
So, we done here?
Here's what he's offering you.
Actually, you know, there is a fire at this barbecue I'm headed to.
I swear on my suits.
You're back!
Oh, honey. Oh, no, no, no, don't cry.
they've got me in here with.
doing, like, 90 on this country road, and I got pulled over.
No, thanks.
OLDER TED: And I did.
And that's the last time I wrote my name in my undergarments.
Really?
Because that guy's gone. You can't pull those strings anymore.
And she's getting here as fast as she can.
Me, Lucy, Stella, we were gonna move to LA.
And this was an important step towards that. To moving on.