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after a year in government,
I've been doing this for 30 years.
conference calls and use Slack.
Yes.
Okay, you're making that up. [laughs]
Whatever.
'cause that application is garbage.
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No, it's the velociraptors again!
I need to see you in my office right now.
you know, we get pregnant women healthcare?"
needs outside help from a bunch of Boss Babies.
Arpi, I am sure that my fellow Angelenos
California is the innovation capital of the world--
but you don't pump for antilock brakes,
and he said, "In a mirror, unless I've become a vampire."
Fine, you can keep Jayden, but are you also gonna fight me
This was like bringing in a poop-throwing consultant
I do lighting for pornos.
You must've pressed the wrong button.
That's a cool new voice, Arpi.
we are going to evaluate your leadership style
I think so.
Why?
in a way that increases productivity.
You wanna move fast and break some things?
but our $0 bid won that horse van.
[upbeat music]
Is that a puffy Pusheen cat sticker on a government laptop?
At Impactium Consulting,
Arpi, move fast and break things.
is we really love pranks,
Ms. Meskimen?
and accidentally gave the bird.
What?
I'm the mayor's director of communications
I'm so glad these kids have lit a fire under you.
- Zero $0. - What? Why?