Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've wired myself up to 200 tons of gelignite
What, on the pineapple?
Good evening.
You see, I knew there was something going on.
He's just been in the florentine room
What about?
Right, now on the command cut, camera will cut to camera two.
With a banana, and you haven't got a gun?
I haven't got a gun.
No... I don't know much about art
They've eaten too much fresh fruit.
what?
The five seconds haven't started yet, have they?
How are you, love?
Oh, yes, you have.
And so are the mangoes.
Oh, my goodness, I must close for lunch.
Who's that?
There, poor flopsy's dead and never called me mother
You've got five seconds to tell me...
But I was told to come here.
I promise I won't kill you.
Oh, oh, I see.
I've already warned this program
Where are they?!
All right.