Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

a lot better now, but you looked fine.

'cause he's probably still on his lunch break.

-We got to learn a song. -What? A song?

It's just that I got a little skin thing going on.

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where I'll bang her as fast as I possibly can, and then,

-Oh, my God. This is so racist, right? -It's insanely racist.

if you want it to be really believable--

-I'm gonna... -Where's the scream pillow?

-Dee's a bird! -(frantic shouting)

G-Go wait for me over there, monster.

I just don't look good when I haven't got enough sleep.

If you give me your house key, I can go to your house

And, gentlemen, if we do that, well, the world is our oyster.

Go into the nurse's office,

of pointless monologues I've been forced to sit through.

And I got a little nap in, so, you know, I'm back.

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As we all know, you guys just love to talk and talk about

It doesn't matter. Like, the bird bitch ruined everything.

Yeah, I-I'm looking here in the script,

-Oh, I-I got to take a shit. -Do ya?

actually legalizes public urination.

My bike is fine.

-He had some pads. -No.

Hey, can I use your phone and pretend to be you?

-How? -Oh, well, it's a group--

So I'll peel off. I'll go seduce her.

(Irish accent): Charlie, thank God you're here.

It's not the crabs!

Plus, the plan. We can't afford to waste a second,

I mean, I'm not saying out loud why you should be the one

and now I'm being forced to listen to her feelings?

-Okay. -But real quick first.

Oh, Dennis, uh, you're offstage,

The glue on these teeth is insane.

Well, either way, man, you can do it. You're our only hope.

-Hey. -Where you rushing off to?

Is that what you're talking about having me remove?

CHARLIE: Just so you know, you look...

Uh, I'm gonna fuck your bike up, Terry.

A-And keep this kind of good focus in mind

-so it's kind of the same, isn't it? -Yeah. One's disgusting,

-No. -I completely forgot. -Oh, shit.