Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've decided. I'm making my own chick flick.

So everyone feel free to browse and purchase from our fine selection.

Yeye’s pineapple cake, oh no? Yeye’s decorations are messed up

All right, Joe, let's lose the wheelchair and shoot this thing.

So, without further dudes, ah, let's, uh, watch this thing.

I can't understand what the devil he's saying, but you know,

but that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff,

I got a bad feeling about Tom

Peter, have you been up all night watching chick movies?

I know. Look at that sunset against the skyline.

WE HAVE YET TO HAVE SEX WITH PROSTITUTE

Well, here I am trying to help you with something...

Hey, listen, I'm, uh, sorry about Olivia rejecting you.

Victor's such a good actor. He played a dead baby on CSI: Miami.

"Is That The Silly Putty I Bought You This Weekend?"

- What are you doing? - Just cleanin' out your brush, man.

You filed right....? Tell me you filed!

I mean, what kind of a man would I be If I ran off now?

"Is that... is that barbecue sauce? When was I near barbecue sauce?"

Yeah! You can tell all the girls care about each other,

And of course...

God, I hate these things.

Yeah, that's a bed head.

I bought you last weekend

She says she wants a more mature, grown-up man,

were your roommates IM ANNA, THATS SALLY AND THIS IS LILY

I don't know anybody. These are all your friends.

Hi, I'm the Mayor of Comedy here to tell you about a new CD offer :

I got a bad feeling about Suicidy.

Wouldn't that be a shame, if they took all my money out of both our wallets.

Yes, about the same time you decided to hole up in the bathroom

- That was awful. Awful. Awful, awful. - My ass is actually sore.

But don't take my word for it.