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but Mr. Cheapo here refused to let the valet touch his Big Wheel,
Why? She chose the piano over her insulin.
Okay, Chris, roll film.
I don't want my neighbors seeing a fat, old, dirty whore
Have a great assault. Jerk.
Peter, this movie doesn't seem to make any sense.
Idea for a farce : cheating wife and pompous ass burned alive.
"Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home? Oh, wait, you're Olivia."
Family Guy Chick Cancer
Stewie, this is Victor. We did a Flintstones vitamins commercial together.
- but he covered with rain. - So?
But it was too late. And she died from an angry hymen.
You don't own me. I can talk to whoever I want.
If we weren't fighting, would you recommend it?
Great! Great! Wow!
I don't see a ring on my finger.
Peter, I can't lose the wheelchair. I need it to move.
Oh! Is funny because open heart surgery not easy at all.
Peter, you promised you'd come with me to see Autumn's Piano.
Well, you'd be a black man.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, check out this uptight Asian guy, look at that.
Um, i-it's a fun show if you haven't seen it.
No. No, it's nothing. Just had Playdoh spaghetti last night.
Push, honey! Hurry up and give me my baby boy!
- Listen, are you gonna be all right? - Yeah, I'll be fine.
I thank you with one dollar. That's a lot of money to them.
What is that, the porterhouse?
There we go. You are ready for your date.
You sandbagged me, yes.
I think about you while having sex with my wife.
Agh! There is no cracker better than a Triscuit!
- And that's all we had last night. - What does that mean?