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Marissa got drunk, and we got pulled over by the cops with an open bottle of vodka.
Let's spend the holidays working.
Well, Chrismukkah's ruined.
And we have good kids.
- I hate when Chrismukkah ends. - Cohen.
Skipping Christmas. What are you, the Grinch?
Stay there.
What are you doing here? Your father said...
When a Ghetto D user claims she's the normal one in her family, but she isn't
My father ordered a survey of the Balboa Heights and I've lost my copy.
I'm late. I know. I know.
Who do you have to spend it with?
- I'm trying. - I'm still on probation.
I'm fine.
Your purse. Now.
You're here with us now. You don't have to be the parent anymore.
I have a present for you too. I'll also give it to you later.
Hey, Kirsten, what do you think?
When he talks like that, I have no idea what to say.
- You sure about this tie? - Yeah, definitely.
It just happened. I'll get it fixed.
You know, coming here wasn't my idea.
- Hey. - All right, what'll it be?
It's like my mom all over again.
...or my selection, Sylvester Stallone's Over the Top.
But why did you do this?
- Come on, let's dance. - You know how I feel about dancing.
- You kids haven't been drinking? - No, sir.
What are you doing?
When you found that report, you could've shown me.
- Great. - What? You're driving.
Have you ever had so much to drink that you blacked out?
- So you have a job interview today? - It's just a meet and greet.
It's... Hopefully, it's nothing.
- Where did she learn to steal? - Stop it.
I guess. I mean, what's a lot?
Being a family is hard under any circumstance.
Is that my story?
What is it this time? Hookers? A little blow, perhaps?
- Just come here. - Okay.
I'm sure the words will come.
I'm sure you don't want to keep Caleb waiting.