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...we just might make a real-estate mogul out of you yet.
Now my diamonds looking autumn And police don't even caught him It's a milli if you call him, presidential rollie It's a ticket if you want it And I'll show you lil' niggas you can get it if you want it ,Fool, U-O-E-N-O That good weed you don't even blow
I know it's a bit minty, but, you know, we all have one, so we just thought...
because you're fukkin drunk! I'm not!
Why did we come?
Because Anna went to get drinks. She'll be back in, like, one second.
Marissa's going to see her therapist.
I'm sorry, but I can handle it.
- Or at least the living room. - Guys, a little help.
Okey-dokey, here we go. Which tie? What are you thinking?
Your mom's ornaments. The tree looks nice.
- I hate the holidays. - Right there with you.
- No. - Come on, make some.
One day this was gonna come out. Then what?
And I couldn't have done it without the help of my son-in-law, Sandy Cohen.
This. L... I won't do it again, I promise.
You could've shown me when it started.
- Sounds great. - Yeah. Perfect.
I think you have a shot.
So are you ready for your present?
...or not.
You should go get ready, because we have to be there soon.
For my mom here, Waspy McWasp...
I just wish there was something I could do or say.
I got some stuff to do, some shopping. South Coast Plaza.
He was talking to other people, and I didn't want to interrupt.
All right, man, another Chrismukkah convert.
...ever.
Yeah, I'm ready. Hand me the keys. I'll learn to drive stick eventually.
- I'm great. I'm just saying. - Okay. Good.
Look, we're lucky the store is not pressing charges.
- She made it? - Yeah.
I'm gonna go make magic happen.
Or maybe he is a truly fantastic liar. What's wrong?
But the stone is my husband.