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I don't need it. And I don't need Christmas.
You know what, you guys? Soon Ryan will learn the magic of Chrismukkah.
Merry Christmas.
- I'm taking Christmas vacation. - Don't be ridiculous, Kiki.
Because he says he wants to spend the holidays as a family.
All right, I just think that...
- What is this? - A geological survey of the Heights...
- Yeah, that's weird. - It's the time of year.
Your father doesn't need to be reminded of the past.
- I've no time for this. - I think you do.
I wanna be where you are, and you're here, so...
Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call...
Let me actually try another approach.
I don't wanna be your friend.
I changed my mind. If the Land Trust can come up with $200 million...
Copy that.
...of $ 1.
Mushroom crescent? Crab and brie phyllo?
- You still wanna go to the party? - I wouldn't miss it for the world.
If no one's making my parents go to therapy, then no one's making me.
For either.
- That sounds good. You have fun. - What are you talking about?
And I don't know if I can give it to you, but I don't know if I can't.
You walk around feeling like your problems...
- You're on her side? - No. There are no sides, you guys.
I left this behind.
Then it was an alley in Mexico. It's like...
You can always get more blood from the stone.
You might be all doom and gloom, but me? Check it out.
Because we're not skipping Christmas. Come on.
Worry not. I will convert him.
...which you commissioned and somehow failed to turn over to my office.
Miss, I'm gonna have to ask to see your purse.
Does he ever do things that sort of...
- Yeah. We got in a fight. - What about the cop?
Sorry.
I called the therapist on the way over.
- Thanks. - All right.
Look, I'm working on it, kiddo.
- I find reviewing accounts to be relaxing. - I hope that's a recessive gene.
Kirsten, Sandy, welcome.
- The Cohens are going too, so... - So at least we'll be miserable together.