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We got wasted at the bar and he ended up asking me to marry him.
Brian, no! No! Get down! Get down!
The spirit of what's old And what's new
Well, sort of. I mean, we planned that lunch two weeks ago.
Don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna Schlapp you right in your penis.
When these thoughts about you and I have crossed your mind...
Brian's solid. He's the one guy I know I can trust.
The spirit of Massachusetts Is the spirit of America
...and watch me accept my award?
Why don't you come to Martha's Vineyard...
You know, Lois, I'm sure you've already figured this out...
...I wrote it about you. - Aw.
Oh, man. You're more of a letdown than Fruit Stripe gum.
I mean, all the dry food I bought for you over the years?
Now all I need Is Chris to go with 'em
- Why do I hear an engine? - My stomach is rumbling in a way...
We didn't have sex.
Oh. Well, it was still nice.
Well, look, Brian, as your friend...
Elissa my Darling!
Everybody ready to go?
I mean, I just... I wrecked that thing on the way out.
Oh, I'm intoxicated all right, Lois...
- You're exaggerating. - Only a little bit...
Whoa, someone just yelled themselves out of honey with breakfast.
I don't need honey, Peter...
But with you, I imagine it would be like doing it with a stuffed animal.
- What's that? - Well...