Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna Schlapp you right in your penis.
Who's in the shower? Is it Donny?
Peter, will you knock that off? It's getting annoying.
Is she bigger than me?
Oh, right.
...and you wasted it.
It's just... When you have feelings for someone that are strong enough...
Joe's a cripple, so for obvious reasons I can't trust him. But Brian...
...and less significant. "
Well, if you really mean that...
Brian, this is wonderful. I feel like one of the Kennedys.
Well, heh, looks like I am free. Hey, you know what might be fun?
Was he bigger than me?
...and only a half-hour of radio and then it's off to bed.
Joe, Joe, Quagmire. Come on. Go, go, go.
God, you've spent half this entire trip intoxicated.
My essay won first prize in the New England Rising Writers contest.
- Right? - It's like you...