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Not for you, silly. It's bath day for me.
No offense, Mr. Herbert, but I'm a 17-year-old girl and I don't need you here.
- What are we doing? - Look, I'm sorry, all right?
They have birdwatching, wine tasting, horseback riding.
Yeah, that does sound like fun. I'll go rent Vanilla Sky.
Jeez, what's your problem?
You've barely spent any time with her at all on this vacation.
Plus, I ate a dog yesterday, and now I got a bone stuck in my anus.
...asked me to look after you for the next couple days.
What the hell was I thinking? I'm a rapist.
Can I make a suggestion?
And just so quiet.
Lois is my wife and...
...and we could pay you for it. - It's real easy, I promise.
You can't hang onto a girlfriend for more than a couple months.
Every time you... We go to a hotel...
...I need a husband who wants to spend time with me.
Well That Sucks!!!
...Nantucket, Cape Cod and all the great destinations...
...that sounds like the engine of Joe's fishing truck.
All I need now is the boy
- You may now kiss the bride. - Kiss her? I am gonna destroy her.
The spirit of what's old And what's new
Kills ticks, fleas and mosquitoes. It's very potent.
I had a hunch.