Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Wow, congratulations, Brian. - Meg, please, I'm talking.
No, I showered earlier. It could be Merrill.
Let me just go change out of this fishing gear.
But there's something you deserve to know.
Oh, right.
My parents are not gonna like this, Peter.
Come on, Peter, we're gonna be late for lunch with Mom and Dad.
Yeah, blah, blah, blah, that's all well and good, Peter.
Oh, my God. What the hell is wrong with you?
That's an understatement, Brian. He's been incredibly thoughtless lately.
A little music, some candlelight.
- Y'all know what day it is? No.
I'll trade you my shirt for a grilled cheese.
Oh, right.
- Peter, are you lying? - Oh, now she's a doctor, guys.
Oh, my God, Brian, no!
- Hello? Hey, Brian, it's me.
Oh, this? This is Hartz Mountain Flea Dip.
You couldn't get Jillian to take you back and she was dumber than Lou Ferrigno.
...I don't know what to do with myself.
I mean, you've spent time watching children, right?
I can't help but feel a little betrayed, Brian.
- Ah, this is so wonderfully peaceful. - Yeah, it really is another world out here.
And if he'll say, "My darling I'm yours" I'll throw away
Can't you just watch the kids?
...I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero, man.
Brian, I think you'd better go.
The overprivileged drunk ones, not the socially responsible dead ones.
"She was Grace, in name and in essence.
So I convinced this minister to do the job, but the joke's on Nathan...
Don't come near me I will eat you
...I have no idea how long you've been gone and I...