Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WELL, THE ELOPEMENT...
EXCUSE ME, FOLKS.
WHOM SHALL I SAY IS CALLING?
TRUE. BUT THAT'S BEFORE HE AND ALICE HAD THE ARGUMENT.
ADVANCED TO THE FINALS IN THE BOWLING TOURNAMENT.
OK.
WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY.
SWELL. WELL, SEE YOU SATURDAY NIGHT AT 8:00 FOR BOWLING.
WE NEVER EVEN SHOOK HANDS. WHAT MADE YOU THINK WE GOT MARRIED?
OH, LISTEN TO WHO'S TALKING.
2 WEEKS FOR A BOWLING MATCH?
THAT SHE AND SAM ARE ELOPING.
OH, SURE. WE'LL ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGIES.
I'LL TELL THEM WHAT YOU SAID. BYE.
THAT WE KNOW WHAT?
I-I'D BETTER BE GOING, OLD FRIEND.
ALICE IS REALLY SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
AND TRY TO GET A TEMPORARY REPLACEMENT.
YES, BUT SAM DOESN'T KNOW THAT YOU KNOW
THAT'S WHAT THE LADY SAID. BOWLING. BOWLING.
ABOUT LOW-COST HOUSING, DIDN'T YOU?
THANKS, SAM.
UH, WELL, SAM, NOW,
OH, ALICE, YOU LOOK POSITIVELY RADIANT.
YOU NEVER KNOW, MARCIA.
WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW!
OH, NO. NOT AT ALL. AS A MATTER OF FACT,
SAM ALMOST LET THE WORD "ELOPEMENT" SLIP OUT ONCE.
HOW IS MARY JENNINGS? OH, WELL I...
YEAH. ZIPPERS WEREN'T INVENTED FOR LIPS.
SURE, I CAN KEEP A SECRET, SAM. WHAT'S THE SECRET?
YOU KNOW?
COME IN.
AND, WELL, WE FIGURED SOMEBODY WOULD FIND OUT.
SHE COULD TRUST ME IMPLICITLY.