Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What have you done to me?

There are no such things as vampires, fruitcake!

What, what, what?

Mr. Vincent, you have to call the police!

Nothing. He was just bluffing.

Keep away from me!

Forget it. I'm going to the police.

You wouldn't want to cause them anymore, would you?

Tonight, the threat comes not from beyond the grave,

And now for the local news.

Oh, fuck you, Brewster.

Not the front door.

I am Peter Vincent,

♪ For lustful pleasures I have found

No, he won't, Charley, after all I am here to protect you.

has finally moved into the neighborhood.

♪ Bop a di di Bop choo bop a di di

I am Peter Vincent... I know, Mr. Vincent, but...

Yeah! I tried him already.

With this. It's from Orgy Of the Damned.

Mr. Vincent, give him the holy water.

It's me, Evil Ed.

Come on, let's get out of here.

♪ A man of many faces

Lay your head on my breast.

♪ A butterfly In a spider's web

Stop, you creature of the night!

I appreciate this, Mr. Vincent. You've been a great help.

was a known prostitute.

What if you go into that house alone and he gets you?

Doesn't he walk in daylight?

Don't you see what that means?

Good evening, horror fans.

You can't kill me here.

♪ Fright night

Amy, I'm serious.

And you're finally convinced I'm not a vampire, either.

Charley, is that you?

There's no reason to compound the error.

but I'm afraid that crosses are out of the question.

He readily agreed.

Charley. I can't open this door.

All you have to do is take my hand.

An autograph, perhaps,

No way! We walk Amy home first.

If this is a joke, I'm not amused.

Did you hear something?

You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you?

He's locked it from the inside.

With your mother's kind permission, of course.

We're running out of time.

All you have to do is get by me.

Because I know they exist.

All right, we'll try him again.

but that's nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you...

I'm going up there.

♪ Night's calling Under blood red skies

He's a vampire.

but a priest has to say a blessing over it first.

Oh, yeah, I'm positive.

All right, come on, please just stick with us, all right?

Yes, Mrs. Brewster.