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And in the opposite corner, everyone's favorite diva,

till this happened.

Santos is coming back from the dead.

(hip-hop music playing)

Out of the ring?

Oh, hey, Ma. Hi.

I will. Thank you.

I have no idea why that's happening.

Okay, well, this was a very different situation.

and prove she wasn't in a room with Magda

According to BuzzFeed, El Presidente's stabbing

at her feet in order to turn it.

tush is down here,

I would never do that.

- Her grandmother wouldn't make that up. - No, of course not.

make some extra cash... what do you think?

are down and we lost our liquor license.

Then I would have to

and the cons. But in the meantime,

And, of course,

Rafael, I am not

coming down from the aisle to my right,

- _ - (bell dinging)

I would like nothing more

there was a hostage in your room.

And would you like to have lunch after physical therapy?

Did you know she has her own line of velour sweatpants?

I should explain.

I assume this parent trap was your doing.

No. I broke up with her.

So I'm doing everything I can.

I should call my grandmother, let her know.

So you're trying to get her back?

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Mother, did you push her?

Your mother is threatening to get my grandmother deported.

what had happened... until now.

Oh, no. Not yet. Breech babies

Look, you've been gone for a while, okay?

the concept of... recovered memory.

- What? - Maybe if he hears it

- _ - (bell dinging)

My mother told her to go away.

It was to protect you. I was afraid you

hailing from the heavenly Hamlet of Santa Rosa, California,

Juicy just... she just got way too hot.

Even though he wanted to.

they can catch her in her lie.

I would be in jail, no?

Latin Lover Narrator: Just her and her hostage.

So go in peace and serve the Lord our God.

These are the medical records from my mother's surgery

No, you don't understand, okay?