Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I may have gotten involved in a little something.
Jonah, do you come bearing news from the gentleman's club?
Oh, forum's not happening.
And, Dan, get over here and shake my hand.
You talk a lot about really wanting to be able to make change.
Yes, E as in ears.
So think about that.
It's being put to me that...
I know how to give a motherfucking speech.
That's what it's called where they take your mortal remains
I'm the puppet master. I'm Pinocchio.
and Egan with an open your fucking ears.
you might get what we call corpse fucking.
Look who's playing golf with the President.
Hello! Yes. I see you.
Apologies, ma'am. Effed in the b-hole across all networks.
-Big bully, what are you doing? -You think that I'm a crybaby?
We are not exactly selling that many platinum level tickets.
Your filibuster reform stalled.
-Why? Because of me? -No.
Let's go. Don't give me that sad orphan face, all right?
Hey, Mike.
-You're sure? -Endorse. Yes.
-Do you know what I mean? -Mmm-hmm.
Oh, my goodness. Well, this has been
Yeah, you are. Like rubber Jesus. (LAUGHING)
I miss your emails. Long time no cc.
-What business? -That's a need-to-know basis, Mike.
if you think about it.
so if you ever need a shoulder to cry on
Chinese daughter torture. It's a good one.
Good to see you again, buddy.
You know what? You go ride with the security detail.
Yes, of course. I get it, yeah.
-I'm sorry about your tears. -Yeah.
Slaving away for Furlong?
And its role in the Macauley amendment.
So you feel you're back in the game?
Getting Senator Macauley to sneak in the VP's lame-ass legislation
66% disapprove.
It's 24/7. It's a public duty.
Making rubber day in and day out.
Absolutely great.
Right, well, you know, I've got to tell you, these caterers, they've got...
Sir, you're the Vice Chair of the Congressional Oversight Committee.
Still up here in Cleveland, huh, Will?
Okay, that changes everything.
It's always darkest before the storm. So...
And then that small thing actually dies itself.
Madam Vice President, do you need five minutes?
You want to tell a congressional committee the truth, Dan.
Did you see the Chicago Tribune?
Oh, my God in heaven. So, let's see.
Well, that's tomorrow in the plural.
-Marcus. -What?
-Hey, come here. -Relax, okay?