Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is this not cracking sound?
No, thanks.
Be my guest.
Casper, how can you be so fickle?
He does.
I mean, after all, what is more beautiful than a Jim Nochips Californiana?
For better or for worse?
none other than the esteemed founder of Middlesburg Watchers, Professor P. Casper Middle himself.
That kettle story got her home in a hurry, didn't it?
When is the big event?
If Miss Murray can take over, it's terribly important to me.
Don't come back now, dear.
Aye.
Said I ain't going to be an old maid no more.
Say yes, quickly, please.
The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.
Well, I wasn't figuring to climb up after him.
Well, first I want to talk to you about Ellie's wedding.
Because...
Is it decent?
All the same, I don't think he ought to have any.
Back to work, all of you.
Special request from his wife.
Well, it's the little professor.