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because you think something bad is gonna happen if you act happy?
I just wish they didn't have to sit so close together.
What the....
[Booing]
Hank, I am just trying to boost that boy's self-esteem.
Boy, I've always been a sucker for the torch-lighting ceremony.
But you were right, Hank.
Touchdown!
Well, if Bobby says it's all right for you to run with the torch...
BOBBY: Okay, your trousers are filthy.
Bobby, if your father doesn't go through with this...
It was about hammers.
[Sighing]
I'm not gonna ruin these games.
Isn't that precious? Now, give the torch to your daddy.
Dang it, Dale.
Sounds like the Durndle Torchbearer approacheth.
I don't want to be here.
Yeah, man. It's like he's going back there in the pocket...
Yeah, I started it right after you were born.
(HUMMING)
[Sniffing]
Oh, no.
Paragraph one, paragraph two, Hank's signature.
The year is 1885.
Stop hotdogging it! You had your time in the sun!
Oh, man. That is weak.