Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna get in the Guinness Book of World Records for eating it.

I don't know. Probably just some satisfied customer.

The year is 1960.

But why don't you let this be Bobby's moment?

You took Arlen High to the Texas State Football Championships, you did.

I hereby award this trophy to Brian Clemmer

Iike when we told Bill there was a woman out there for him.

for being the best you you could possibly be, huh?

I'll never be able to win a trophy or build a shelf.

Oh, honey, you'll be able to win a trophy.

Look at Hank go!

Okay. Remember, honey, you're going to be on TV...

The bar's pretty low, Todd. You can do it!

All right, here's the plan.

God was punishing me for being prideful.

I'm not a hero. I'm a disgrace.