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I've toyed with the idea of being a hero someday...
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The year is 1955.
Just because Bobby wears a cape doesn't make him a hero.
Defacing my trophy was bad enough.
No, it wasn't. It was God.
Every week the entire nation turns for hope to Laverie aid Shirley,
My oral fixation!
Look at us, it's just like when we were in high school.
I wonder what else you do back there without me knowing.
Okay, stop it. No one wants to watch this.
The flame lives!
I will open with a joke, but not at your expense...
I will let you run unopposed.
Today is the day. They're gonna announce that I get to carry the torch.
No, no, not that. I made him donate that to the teaching hospital.
Which hand do you think you will carry the torch in?
[Crowd cheering]