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Yeah, you got it! This is for the rings, baby!
either by doing something or stopping something.
And remember, Arlen is still looking for one local hero...
I'll have my moment in the sun someday. But this one's yours.
You were 12 across in today's Arlei Bystaider crossword puzzle.
BlLL: Uh huh, Hey!
But you've gotta earn it.
There are so many more deserving people in this town.
to its fiial destiiatioi, Salt Lake City, Utah, USA,
I wonder who'll get nominated to carry the torch through Arlen.
I know. That's why I've been training.
and no one is ""bummed out""?
but the Durndle torch guy cried. Very moving.
Brother running with the torch and not a damn thing you can do about it.
[Bobby sighs]
I know running with the torch won't get me on the front of a Wheaties box...
but that was before this.
You must want the Hank Hill from West Arlen.
-Congratulations, Hank. -Hank?
but it sure does give me that front-of-a-Wheaties-box feeling.
You smiled, pumped your arm, and honked twice.
Mr. Gribble, smoke!
And the next day...
You're one of the funniest people in the house.
Thanks a lot.