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- [bell dings] - [Montoya laughs]
going down that night.
There are two ways that diamond's coming outta ya.
But after a while, I even opened myself up
Just breathe. Just breathe. Let me check it.
[explosion]
Yeah! Hell yeah!
- I can't get into it right now... - Renee, you need help.
Have the boys go find her.
[laughing]
- Oh! - [woman groans]
[Harley] Yeah, no shit I didn't think it through.
I have funded you. I've protected you.
You all right?
driving around Gotham's newest Godfather.
Come on.
- [officer] Detective. - [Montoya] Yep?
and I guarantee your safety.
[Zsasz laughs]
Shuar of Ecuador.
- Food is good? - [all agreeing]
Yeah, sorry about that.
- ...I kept coming back. - Ah!
I mean, the kid's got a stomach made of steel.
[Harley] Even when I did try and tell people,
[Zsasz laughs]
[cell phone vibrating]
[people murmuring]
Send it to every mercenary in Gotham.
You were very impressive with that bow.
Where she is raised by his own father and brother. Both assassins.
The Crossbow Killer?
How'd you do it? Come on, tell me.
Don't you think she would want you to use it?
Zsasz!
[both grunting]
Princess Hannah At nine pm
And I'm sorry I tried to sell you. That was a dick move.
She's always ready, bam-ba-lam
You don't know who that is?
[seagulls squawking]
Yes.
Fuck!
You know what you could do? Give my ass a bunch of kisses
Soft, toasted buttered roll.
- Mr. J. My Joker. - [Harleen sighs happily]
What a way to start my new life.
- Come again? - I said I can't.
What... What situation?
- [gunfire] - [all yelping]
Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied.
[lead thug yelling]
just for now, I'll get you that rock back.
They're amazing people. Surprisingly gentle.
Not on my mind, no lie You're just a bad
This is our story.
[Harley] Montoya's day is going almost as badly as mine.
[yelps]
- Not really. - You've got the wrong kid.
What is that?
For the record,
[laughing] You should've seen the other guy.
I love you.
I take payment-in-kind.
Lotus flower!
You drive as good as you fight?
- Yeah, go with Victor. - It's just a pickup.
Look, if you bring your boys into the fold,
[continues whimpering]
Take it off.
[echoing] Didn't we?
[whoops]
En un mundo de hipócritas, los sinceros somos los malos
Not that he let anyone know it.
[beeping]
Family's a fucking illusion.
And I be doing me I ain't never tryin' to please him
But I'm gonna need to renegotiate the terms of our deal.
Everyone you know be like "Bro, how you handle her?"
- You're late. - [Sionis] It's fine.
Every person I ever wronged now felt free
Leave your name And we'll call if we like it
You!
Yeah. Beautiful.
Seriously. Look in my pocket.
Singer lady woman!
He was wandering around Chinatown.
[Cassandra's foster parents continue arguing]
You have to stick up for yourself.
Wait!
You're getting promoted.
Si yo le caigo mal a alguien, me pongo mas insoportable, para caerle mucho peor. siempre imitada jamas superada.
- Two for each of these three. - [soft music playing]
Fuckerman
Whoa.
And that makes him immune to the law, Captain?
[Montoya scoffs]
What?
- [Black Mask] Hit the brakes! - [brakes screeching]
No, they're not.
[exhales deeply]
so I really put myself out there.
So good, but not bad for you on the lifeside, huh? Wh-
Anyway, lesson 37.
- [Black Canary] Mmm-hmm. - Morning margaritas!
Holy fuck.
[Montoya groans]
Nine weeks, I hope they could be trying
[Harley] To make matters worse,
Get down!
Fuck, Montoya, you smell like a dead rat's asshole.
I mean, we were amazing there.
Right in the tit.