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Parkay her way for the first time, thank you.
[Sionis] I will be waiting.
I said sit your skinny ass down, you dumb slut.
I like it when you call me crazy
Yeah, no wonder everyone hates you.
All these boys Trying to play my discography
[Happy groans]
since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals announced to the world
[both] We know.
There's the thief. There's the thief.
You're suspended.
"Behind every successful man,
[Munroe] Who does?
I'll give you till midnight.
What's wrong with you, Victor?
You piece of shit!
No fair.
- Look, I'm sorry about that, but I... - No.
Cops who never would've dared come after me before
Oof!
I took your ring.
I can.
He is not an acupuncture model. This is a statue of me.
[woman screaming]
What is she laughing at?
I saw that.
[Sionis] The diamond.
Without a woman or a girl
[Montoya yelping]
Now you wanna come and knock on my door and ask me to help you out
Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman.
Oh, poor Renee.
- [urinating] - [sighs heavily]
[cell doors buzzing]
[men groaning]
[Montoya] Freeze.
What?
Mmm!
What would your mother think of you working for a guy like that?
No, she's not. She's...
That diamond is our only chance of stopping him.
So, how long you been a mercenary?
[Harley] If you've ever watched any cop movie ever,
En un mundo de hipócritas, los sinceros somos los malos
I've located the Bertinelli diamond.
You dig up so many stories
Oh, Jesus Christmas.
Parley?
Hmm.
Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.
But I'm the one they should be scared of.
[Harley] With the walls closing in around me,
[Harley groans]
for peeling faces is Roman Sionis,
Bitch, you don't know How good I treat ya
[Sionis's driver screaming]
Some people just aren't born
[Zsasz] Here she is.
Lost in the wilderness
Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag.
[Sionis chattering indistinctly]
Very impressive.
- [laughing] - No.
The Janus Corporation is his father's company, thank you.
[bell dinging]
- Don't kill me. - Ha! Right.
- [groans] - You're so tiresome!
[Cassandra gasping]
[groans]
[both laughing]
Which is exactly why Roman Sionis is trying to get his hands on it.
But you dared him to do it.
- You know that! - I know it.
[police siren wails]
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
[beeping stops]
[man] Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help.
[grunts]
Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart.
Okay?
[Cassandra grunting]
Took me off the streets.
[Harley] Yeah, I don't think so.
Run it by that beautiful wife of yours,
They call me...
Ah, fuck!
Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside.
I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret.
- [yells] - [groaning]
The Joker and I?
[Harley] This way!
All right, all right,
[Cassandra yelping]
Or help you at the automat
Hey, where did you get...
Morning.
or this way.
Finally.
Yes!
And he said that he overheard something about laser-encoding.
Okay. I'll go get changed.
You sold me out?
It's my party, my body, my business
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
And I'm sorry for your loss.
You just betrayed him. You just killed his BFF.
[Harley] I'm not going soft or nothing, but I gotta admit,
- My diamond? Who? Who's got it? - This kid.
Bridges to burn And places to run
Right, Captain?
Shit. [screams]
And those guys? They're gonna be just fine.
- Right. - [tires screeching]
- Come on. I'm not even with him anymore. - I know.
Blow something up. Shoot someone.
Chillax. No one knows we're here.
became a psychiatrist.