Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He is not an acupuncture model. This is a statue of me.

Okay. I'll go get changed.

- [urinating] - [sighs heavily]

Blow something up. Shoot someone.

[woman screaming]

- [yells] - [groaning]

And he said that he overheard something about laser-encoding.

You piece of shit!

"Behind every successful man,

[Montoya yelping]

En un mundo de hipócritas, los sinceros somos los malos

for peeling faces is Roman Sionis,

[Cassandra gasping]

They call me...

What is she laughing at?

Chillax. No one knows we're here.

I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret.

Oh, poor Renee.

You sold me out?

I've located the Bertinelli diamond.

- [groans] - You're so tiresome!

[Munroe] Who does?

Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman.

You're suspended.

[Harley groans]

Lost in the wilderness

- My diamond? Who? Who's got it? - This kid.

Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside.

All right, all right,

Now you wanna come and knock on my door and ask me to help you out

[Harley] With the walls closing in around me,

There's the thief. There's the thief.

[Harley] If you've ever watched any cop movie ever,

So, how long you been a mercenary?

[Sionis] The diamond.

It's my party, my body, my business

[cell doors buzzing]

Which is exactly why Roman Sionis is trying to get his hands on it.

Oh, Jesus Christmas.

Hey, where did you get...

- Come on. I'm not even with him anymore. - I know.

since my little stunt at Ace Chemicals announced to the world

[Harley] I'm not going soft or nothing, but I gotta admit,

All these boys Trying to play my discography

Cops who never would've dared come after me before

became a psychiatrist.

The Janus Corporation is his father's company, thank you.

Right, Captain?

- Don't kill me. - Ha! Right.

That diamond is our only chance of stopping him.

You just betrayed him. You just killed his BFF.

- [laughing] - No.

I like it when you call me crazy

Shit. [screams]

But I'm the one they should be scared of.

[Sionis chattering indistinctly]

I'll give you till midnight.

[Cassandra grunting]

No, she's not. She's...

- Right. - [tires screeching]

Very impressive.

[Sionis] I will be waiting.

Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag.

Bridges to burn And places to run

[Cassandra yelping]

I took your ring.

Her name's Cassandra Cain.

Took me off the streets.

I said sit your skinny ass down, you dumb slut.

[Sionis's driver screaming]

But you dared him to do it.

Some people just aren't born

- You know that! - I know it.

[beeping stops]

[Montoya] Freeze.

[Harley] Yeah, I don't think so.

Without a woman or a girl

And I'm sorry for your loss.

Or help you at the automat

The Joker and I?

[both] We know.

Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam

Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.

You dig up so many stories

[man] Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help.

What would your mother think of you working for a guy like that?

Bitch, you don't know How good I treat ya

[both laughing]

Yeah, no wonder everyone hates you.

Parkay her way for the first time, thank you.

[police siren wails]

Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart.

And those guys? They're gonna be just fine.

What's wrong with you, Victor?

Run it by that beautiful wife of yours,

[Zsasz] Here she is.

- Look, I'm sorry about that, but I... - No.

[Harley] This way!