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The phone?
I appreciate your offer, Mr. Sionis.
[Montoya scoffs]
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park.
Galante was working with Sionis.
Bad, bad, bad memory
No.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, this smile is a loaded gun
- Shit. - [Sionis laughing]
And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that.
Doc?
["Joke's On You" playing]
If we, if we, if we like it
You don't think he's gonna kill this kid?
I'm gonna get your diamond back.
[screams]
Like out of a plane without a parachute,
you made me want to be a less terrible person.
And I invested the cash in a little startup
[Cassandra's mother] I never wanted her!
Cover your ears! You better get her back.
[echoing] You're gonna get me my diamond.
You'll be good at the driving gig.
You really wanna try it
That was my driver.
Give me a minute.
Diamonds
[woman laughing loudly]
[Harley] Yeah, yeah. I made the kid my apprentice.
Soon enough, I was back on my feet.
i'm outta groceries
I get it. You're really not as complicated as you think.
That felt pretty great.
Sure.
[dinging]
I'm a super shero, bitch Don't try me, hoe
[Cassandra yelping]
Well, now it's time to say thank you.
It took losing something I truly love
- [man yelling] - Get under the table!
You? Again?
- Get in there! - Get off!
Oh, good. You're awake.
But I know that this shit stick...
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
to the possibility of new love.
She has the murder stuff down, but the rest?
Eggs, Bacon, Parmesan cheese.
Do you know who I am?
God damn it. Sit the fuck down.
Yo, Simpson.
[officer] I can hear you! Open the door.
Her. Renee Montoya.
Go, go, go.
I haven't had breakfast yet.
Oh, no, no, no. Not that one.
[gasps]
she moves back to Gotham. Starts working on that kill list.
Look at those little ears. And his little haircut.
That and his obsessive-compulsive need to be the center of attention.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
[groans]
Little bird!
And I thought... Shh!
I've got got bridges to burn And places to run
Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub?
the assistant DA? That's her ex.
I've got the kid.
Dumb-ass kids.
They call me...
You are trying to go after
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
[chorus] Diamonds
Broke up with my ex Dumped him in a text
What?
Look, if there's really a half mil on my head,
[Cassandra] I stole something from you.
It wouldn't be nothing
- There we go. - [Harley] Wait.
Get out! Get out of here!
You want this diamond back? I'm your gal.
poor Erika so embarassed and violated
We should order pizza. Make cosmos.
some way to show the world
Wow, Montoya. Should we call the Feds for backup?
[screams]
Oh, good. You got it.
You're still conscious.
I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet
vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.
You're a lifesaver, Sal.
And then I'm gonna peel off that pretty face
They are my girls And it's us who's deciding
What the fuck?
Yeah.
[gun firing]
[Sionis yelping]
The shooter got close before drawing. Six rounds.
Lost in the bitterness
The Joker.
Experiment on me
And for the first time in a long time,
[both sniffing]
Number one, no one is like me.
You kinda forced my hand here.
Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant.
It's Sionis.
Yeah, I recognize Just who you truly are, a liar
[Sionis screaming]
Holy shit!
[Montoya] Cass!
This is our story.
I think you can manage a couple of little girls.
That's what makes him so dangerous.
Has anyone got any bullets?
Yes!
[Zsasz] We're working on it.
And at the top of that list is this guy.
Good work, Officer.
that I'd cut ties with Mr. J for good.
[yelling]
Doc? Where is he?
I've scratched your backs and kept you outta jail.
You know, kid, not every day is gonna be like this.
[all panting]
Ah, crap.
I have enough now to open up a new restaurant.
[thuds]