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I think it's the Bertinelli diamond.
[gasps] Whoa.
What?
So...
I thought we could be family.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
But don't you think that applies to me
They call me...
What are you talking about?
- Whoa. Hey. - Look at this.
- Shots on the house. - [music playing]
in Congo-Kinshasa. Have you ever been?
Yo. Hey.
Go Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
- [groans] - Shit! I'm out.
[Erickson] Drugs?
I think we can let her go.
Run, piggy, run.
You don't want to go Toe to toe with my pedicure
[Montoya] Freeze!
Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap.
- I do? - Yes, you do.
Oh, whoops.
Get something to eat.
poor Erika so embarassed and violated
A position, I might add, that wouldn't have been vacant
What the... Go! Go, go, go!
But her partner at the time took all the credit.
He's sure as hell after me. I just robbed him.
Yeah?
[both scream]
[Sionis scoffs]
You are a good cop, Montoya, but you've lost your way.
Who the fuck are you?
Mr. Keo and his lovely wife and daughter.
[engine starting]
Who's this?
You're really, really good.
Can we get this?
Lesson number two, you always want extra chili with #32.
You have?
Eventually, he found me a new home.
Here's the thing, Romy baby.
Get ready, ladies.
He said that Roman couldn't stop talking about this thing.
So while he made captain,
Was that really necessary?
We gotta go this way!
- Talk about burying the lede. - Yeah.
["Black Betty" playing]
[sighs heavily]
Yo! Police.
Kid, if that burrito doesn't make you shit,
Get off me.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - [Cassandra] Back the fuck up!
Who's got the kid?
Freeze!
I wanna taste the cheese.
Roman is the one that put a price on the kid's head.
- with a pulse. - [teammate 2] Mmm-hmm.
I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetheart, but you are not done.
I'm pretty like a car crash
You think I'm a dick after all that.
[Cassandra grunts]
Because I ate it, okay?
Thanks.
This way,
[chorus] Diamonds
- Go! - [Cassandra screaming]
All these fakers They come to a stop with me
Oh, my God. Doc?
while inexplicably detailing your master plan
- [Black Canary whooping] - [Montoya] Right.
the DA's office is building a case against him, too.
Get on the fucking table.
A new me.
[laughing]
Not too much, Sal.
[singing] A kiss on the hand May be quite continental
Bravo.
Yeah, this smile is a loaded gun
Thanks for the car.
- [whimpering continues] - [groaning continues]
- Thanks. - [Cassandra] Oh, um...
Helena Bertinelli.
[crying]
I'm done now
Red for the light Gotta stop this thing
You smell like shit.
Meeting's over.
You broke my fucking legs!
Turns out I wronged a lot of people.
And who are you looking for?
You got this? You sure about that?
[Black Canary yelling]
Meet the cop.
Pull over.
Hey, you'll ruin your nails.
- Cass, it's okay. Just calm... - Don't move!
- [all cheering] - Montoya's boss picked up
All the best things in life Come for free
I really like your earrings.
I never said that. I love you both equally.
[Sionis and Zsasz laughing]
[Montoya grunts]
[Sionis grunting]
I want you to stay here with me close.
for all the little birds I helped fly away from this world.
["Love Rollercoaster" playing]
You gave me no choice.
When the fuck did she have time to do a shoe change?
You're not the type!
- [groans] - Uh...
[Harley] Are we getting breakfast?
Serrano.
[panting] What?
And they disappeared.
Why doesn't this crossbow guy? Why don't I own the crossbow guy?