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[Lance] Why the fuck haven't you
The Crossbow Killer.
[man screaming]
- Oh. - [man] Ooh.
I got it when I was embedded with the Mbangani tribe
So I set all of your records And your clothes on fire
Blow off a little steam.
So, unless we all wanna die very unpleasant deaths
You, I have something I want you to pick me up.
You little fucking bird.
Oh, boo-hoo.
- [mafiosi chattering] - [Rossi] Yo, mind your debt.
- Toss that for me, will ya? - [yelps]
You know what my family gave me? Nothing.
right in your dumb fucking face
Did she really tape you
I guess it proves the theory that hyenas really do have nine lives.
The Harlequin of Hate? The Jester of Genocide?
A very special diamond.
Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you.
Take her fucking dress off.
[people laughing]
Now you're gonna say that you wanna kill me
Got some number Written sloppy on your palm
- Where's Cassandra Cain? - [muffled shouting]
You know you can't stand on your own, Quinn.
She's using it to fund a little crime-fighting outfit.
I knew you couldn't be trusted. Roman's little bird.
Okay.
[all grunting]
She's a pickpocket. Her name's Cassandra Cain.
Should she come back another time, 'cause she's late?
If he gets the diamond,
- [continues groaning] - I got you.
No.
Shut that door. Lock it.
Bridges to burn And places to run
You don't know her like I do.
- [Harley laughing] - [screaming]
What are you guys doing?
[Rossi breathing heavily]
Huh.
Did Harley really have tape me to toilet From a bound and gagged Princess Hannah
I call them dorky little do-gooders.
[Zsasz] She betrayed you, boss. She betrayed you.
Wrist full of rocks And I hope I float
And took all the credit while he was at it.
One day you're gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis.
[all grunting]
Good. Fuck that guy.
- [explosion] - Jesus Christ.
["Smile" playing]
Kid!
Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on something I don't give two shits about.
[Harley] You're okay. You're okay.
You don't need him
...tragedy struck.
- No more - Mrs. Sweet and Miss Nice
[both panting]
Fuck!
[both groan]
Try my blood It's just a starter
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Did I, did I, did I finish?
[whispering] We're gonna get through this, okay?
And we found these buried in the mountains.
[shouting] I don't have rage issues.
And I love that fucking name, Huntress.
It's my town and my ground And my hit-list
Does she have to keep running?
Oh, you're so under the thumb
That's all the money I got in the world,
- She quit the same day. - [officer laughing]
Ugh. More?
And what terrible crime is that?
- No more - Mrs. Fucking Polite
Harley Quinn.
Fuck you. And fuck you.
I'm not letting you sell the kid to him.
and let Roman go finger-fishing in the kid's intestinal tract,
I'm about to own this city.
So basically, you have nothing.
Go get your car.
I know the East End better than anybody.
- Ew. Gross. - What?
I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss
"Gin and tonics at 5:00." "I'll have the duck."
But you don't understand.
Oh.
Puddin' and I broke up.
the half-million dollar reward on your head.
Come on. Empty your pockets. All of it.
[Harley] Guys, come on. They're closing in.
[thugs laughing menacingly]
Yeah, I don't know who you think I am, lady, but I'm not her.
I'm all on my lonesome.
[singing] This is a man's world
That little girl took my watch.
[Zsasz screaming]
Sionis is gone, but it's just
- [Sionis's driver groaning] - [laughing]
Look at me.
- Okay. - I'll go with you.
Harleen Quinzel.
[crashing]
Fuck.
let's find the Crossbow Killer. I get it.
Canary, you know what you have to do!
you have to show them that you're serious.
[yelping] Help!
A criminal. A murderer.
and all you've got is rumors and a hunch?
Not tonight, Romy. Not tonight.
What's the point of the badge,
Here. Get down. Come on. You'll be safe.
I've got got bridges to burn And places to run
Listen, if the DA is willing to throw himself
En un mundo de hipócritas, los sinceros somos los malos
Uh... Yeah, sure.
Ow!
She spends the next 15 years thinking only of revenge.
Got my PhD.
I'm a bitch, I'm a boss
the gangbangers at the Booby Trap.
we're gonna have to work together.
Doc.
The guy making the play for the Bertinelli turf and fortune.
Okay.
No. No! [screaming]
Trying to step on my rungs
Oh, great name.
Hey.
I do what I want 'Cause I know that I'm hot
and the fact that you're a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do.
I meant to say
...is so fucking dope.