Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[whispers] So you don't have to taste his cooking.

You slippery-fingered little turd.

[in English] Who are you?

[Cassandra] What's this?

Not you, and not Mr. J.

It's just business.

- [Cassandra] No! - [both grunting]

We can't let them get her. I trust you.

Will your paramour be joining us this evening?

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

[Harley] Canary's been singing at Roman's club for years.

[inhaling deeply]

Is he an acupuncture model, too?

What's up, girl? You're the reason I'm in here!

Blah, blah, blah. Fake fucking fucks.

Yeah, not gonna happen.

Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

And now I'm done.

Where does the DA's office stand on all this?

Yeah, well, he's also a very dangerous man.

But you can't tell anyone.

to that night I got shitfaced at the Black Mask Club.

and by "ready" I mean

- I'm building a better... - Seriously, you don't have to. Really!

Okay. This way.

I want everyone who's after me to back off.

- One bullet? - [Cassandra] Please help me!

Whoa Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

- [sobbing] - I handled it real mature.

Well, you know what?

Who did I just blow up?

I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.

I figure I'm better off with the person who's not gonna cut me open.

[inhales sharply] Whoa.

[Harley] But there was some other shit

- It's hilarious. - Get on the table.

You've never heard of him?

before breaking up with the aforementioned madman

Yeah, this smile is a loaded gun

[Harley] My bad. I should've introduced you.

It sure fucking did.

[Harley] She calls herself Huntress.

The evidence that Sionis is linked to these murders...

[Harley] They say, if you wanna tell a story right,

Is that a snot bubble?

Isn't that right, Miss Yee?

- Fuck! - Uh, there's this.

Took me to dinner then I took him out

That was super embarrassing.

- All right. - [gun cocks]

You're so busy looking at my right hand,

DON'T ERIKA IS PREGNANT!

Also, I'm outta groceries.

what he's gonna do to ya.

[Cassandra] Uh, Harley! Bring the colander.

Do you need any more cocktails?

Bad, bad, bad memory

I killed his firing squad.

- I think you might like them. - Really?

But we are gonna need some serious hardware.

but you gotta find her before someone else does.

This was their spot.

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

These are serious accusations, Miss Montoya.

Have Ballistics check for a bullet in one of those parked cars.

That wasn't me!. That wasn't me!.

The fact that he wants me dead hasn't yet hit my radar.

What? No comeback?

Okay. Whatever.

Bang bang and your party's done

and we'll get outta here in one piece, okay?

You're his new driver.

Did Harley really have tape me to a toilet From a bound and gagged Princess Hannah

[Cassandra's father] You're the one who wanted the kid!

But Mr. J was super broke up about it.

Wait, wait, wait. [shushing]

- [growling] - [cracks neck]

swear to God, you can kill me later.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Know what a harlequin is?

I've given her prune juice, laxatives.

- [indistinct shouting] - [Munroe] Shit.

- I've never been. - Mmm.

Too many people offering me too much money.

[Harley groaning]

[Erickson] She's right.

I haven't told that to anyone.

Can I help you?

You're so pretty.

- I'm sorry, kid. I am. - [grunting]

Do we have to bring them back?

was gonna put her right in the crosshairs

I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted,

Quinn got the girl.

poor Erika so embarassed and violated

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- [henchmen cheering] - Puddin'?

The Clown Prince of Crime?

Gotcha. [groans]

And that is why you should never partake in paying federal income taxes.

Thought you were different.

Harley! No! Get off me!

Let you think you get the picture

Four fingers from a knuckle sandwich

You're gonna do that thing where you open up

[prisoner 4] You're dead!

Shake it off This pride and glory

I got an amazing new place that was all mine.