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Mmm. They boil the heads of their enemies
Bad, bad, bad memory
- Sure. Drinks! - Hey, two shots.
Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time.
- to a damn toilet? - Mmm-hmm.
You remember the Bertinelli massacre, right?
Mmm...
Thanks, doll. You're a peach.
[Harley] I got him!
And I ain't never need him So it's so easy to leave him
I thought we could build something beautiful together.
Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum.
See, I was halfway across town,
And I don't really bang But I came with the gang
[Cassandra's father] Don't talk to me like that.
Harley!
Access denied. Access denied.
Did Harley really have tape me to toilet From a bound and gagged Princess Hannah
you know that this is when shit gets real.
You're gonna have to be quiet.
A master.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
It doesn't make sense. I don't understand.
[groaning]
That's fair enough.
- Did I stutter? - Go ahead.
Whoo!
Find me a new driver.
That is my job you are fucking with. What is wrong with you, Renee?
They keep chasing my props
Oh, no, no, no. I want you to stay here with me.
[Montoya] Cass! Harley!
I'm not talking superficial partnerships.
Why don't you pour yourself a drink? It's almost noon.
They got the kid. Shit!
And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay? I promise.
[teammate] Ride that pole like you ride your man!
Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum.
[gun clicks]
It's not a fucking bow and arrow. It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.
Where can I find Cassandra Cain?
[gasps] Ooh!
- [Munroe] She? - We got a hair.
Harley!
[guns cocking]
I gotta take you back a few days,
Egg, bacon, American cheese.
- Mr. Sionis. - She's just a kid.
Those are some biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig panties with polka dots and that dress was indeed hideous
- to stand on their own. - [teammate 3] Oh, girl,
- or is that just me? - [laughing]
Oh! And I found Bruce.
Rip open her little tummy.
Hey, it's Detective Montoya. Respect your elders.
[Happy groans]
Mr. J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh?
- Is it Halloween? - Hey. How you doing?
They call me...
Come on! Turn it up!
it was kinda nice having the kid around.
[both laughing]
told people about the breakup.
He had four people killed alone last night.
Okay.
Aren't you, my little baby?
Who are you guys?
I don't need your help. I got this.
- broken up this time. - [teammate 1 scoffs]
- No. - Why is this happening to me? Why?
[muffled] Harley.
Cass.
[Harley] Are you dummies still sitting there?
Go get the kid.
[groaning]
[chorus] But diamonds
- Get away from me. All of you. - [Lance] Put that shit down.
to come and take their pound of flesh.
This is my club. Get up now.
- No more - Mrs. Fucking Polite
But I was never an establishment kinda gal.
[singing] This is a man's world
So, forgive me yet?
- [Sionis grunting] - [Cassandra whimpering]
And luckily for me,
- from the roller derby. - Yeah, yeah.
I had to find a new identity.
It's not a party without a little drama, am I right?
to bribe every single judge and cop he needs to get a monopoly on the city.
[teammate 1] If not him, the next closest alpha male
[scoffs]
[Lance] Cass?
The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here!
[cell phone vibrating]
[gasps]
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet
Come on, kid.
...because without the Joker around,
And when she was found dead in the street,
You know, psychologically speaking,
Why, thank you.
- Ew! I love it. - Yeah?
I've heard it's beautiful.
Bad, bad, bad memory
He's after all of us.
Will you sleep on it? Will you do that for me?
This is a man's world
And don't let him give you shit, okay?
Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?
That's what I thought.
how'd he get fired from his own fucking company?
and going out on your own.
I'm not shopping at this store.
[muffled shouting]
A kiss may be grand
Without a woman or a girl
Okay. No, no. No, no, no. See, she's just a kid.
I'm not proud of what I did, but I had half the city after me.
Oh, good morning. Good morning.
That wasn't me.
Bruce? Bruce!
If you let me go,