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Loans, liquidity, laundering.
You remember the Bertinelli massacre, right?
- [Munroe] She? - We got a hair.
Oh, good morning. Good morning.
Bad, bad, bad memory
Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time.
Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?
- Ew! I love it. - Yeah?
[groaning]
[guns cocking]
[gasps] Ooh!
- to a damn toilet? - Mmm-hmm.
[muffled] Harley.
Access denied. Access denied.
Mmm...
[Harley] Are you dummies still sitting there?
This is a man's world
Aren't you, my little baby?
Who are you guys?
[Cassandra's father] Don't talk to me like that.
So, forgive me yet?
This is my club. Get up now.
I gotta take you back a few days,
Cass.
Egg, bacon, American cheese.
- No more - Mrs. Fucking Polite
Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum.
to bribe every single judge and cop he needs to get a monopoly on the city.
Rip open her little tummy.
Okay. No, no. No, no, no. See, she's just a kid.
They keep chasing my props
it was kinda nice having the kid around.
Bruce? Bruce!
- Did I stutter? - Go ahead.
Thanks, doll. You're a peach.
Those are some biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig panties with polka dots and that dress was indeed hideous
[teammate] Ride that pole like you ride your man!
The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here!
A master.
Why, thank you.
[chorus] But diamonds
- to stand on their own. - [teammate 3] Oh, girl,
Come on! Turn it up!
Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum.
He had four people killed alone last night.
and going out on your own.
Oh, no, no, no. I want you to stay here with me.
I'm not talking superficial partnerships.
[Montoya] Cass! Harley!
- No. - Why is this happening to me? Why?
They call me...
- Is it Halloween? - Hey. How you doing?
It doesn't make sense. I don't understand.
Come on, kid.
And don't let him give you shit, okay?
Oh! And I found Bruce.
That's what I thought.
Did Harley really have tape me to toilet From a bound and gagged Princess Hannah
I thought we could build something beautiful together.
Why don't you pour yourself a drink? It's almost noon.
[teammate 1] If not him, the next closest alpha male
told people about the breakup.
I had to find a new identity.
I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet
You know, psychologically speaking,
Go get the kid.
That is my job you are fucking with. What is wrong with you, Renee?
[scoffs]
And I don't really bang But I came with the gang
Mr. J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,
- or is that just me? - [laughing]
[Lance] Cass?
to come and take their pound of flesh.
Bad, bad, bad memory
[cell phone vibrating]
- Sure. Drinks! - Hey, two shots.
Find me a new driver.
I've heard it's beautiful.
It's not a party without a little drama, am I right?
Hey, it's Detective Montoya. Respect your elders.
It's not a fucking bow and arrow. It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.
Mmm. They boil the heads of their enemies
He's after all of us.
I'm not proud of what I did, but I had half the city after me.
If you let me go,
Without a woman or a girl
I don't need your help. I got this.
- from the roller derby. - Yeah, yeah.
Where can I find Cassandra Cain?
[both laughing]
And when she was found dead in the street,
And I ain't never need him So it's so easy to leave him
Will you sleep on it? Will you do that for me?
- [Sionis grunting] - [Cassandra whimpering]
They got the kid. Shit!
And luckily for me,
That's fair enough.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
You're gonna have to be quiet.
...because without the Joker around,
Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh?
[muffled shouting]
I'm not shopping at this store.
See, I was halfway across town,
[Happy groans]
[gun clicks]
- Get away from me. All of you. - [Lance] Put that shit down.
[singing] This is a man's world
Okay.
you know that this is when shit gets real.
- Mr. Sionis. - She's just a kid.
Harley!
- broken up this time. - [teammate 1 scoffs]
Harley!
And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay? I promise.
That wasn't me.
A kiss may be grand
[Harley] I got him!
[gasps]
But I was never an establishment kinda gal.
Whoo!
[groaning]
how'd he get fired from his own fucking company?