Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That slimy jizznozzle!

[in normal voice] This one.

[Cassandra] You guys.

they didn't believe me.

[Harley] Being Joker's girl gave me immunity.

As soon as you give me the diamond.

Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off.

Not just the East End.

that Mr. J and I were dunzo.

you haven't even thought about my left.

But look at me now.

...are all looking for this Cain character...

I'm the only one who can protect you!

- It's dirty. - Oh...

been picking up your phone? We've got a situation.

I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores,

Okay. Now we're good.

- kinda hard. - [groans]

Your little bird's a fucking rat.

I have all my best ideas drunk.

[Harley] Told ya she had a killer voice.

You want me to be A little more lady-like?

But me? You need me!

the minute he snaps his fingers.

Oh, and that? That's Stefano Galante.

Got bridges to burn And places to run

- [grunting] - [continues groaning]

Look at my face.

- I'm starving. - I love tacos.

I'll come to you.

How do you spell "mercenary"?

- [all gasp] - Shit. Get down.

- Did you sell me out? - I'm sorry.

DON'T SHES PREGNANT!

- something we can figure out. Hey! - [Zsasz shushing]

It's my world And you're just living in it

You saw what it's like for me out there. I didn't have a choice.

[officer] Harleen Quinzel, this is Gotham Police.

[Harley] But she prefers Black Canary.

- [bartender] Here you go, Canary. - Thank you.

Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn. And do give the Joker my best.

I've waited a long time for this.

Let's get you somewhere safe.

I'm sorry, kid.

Cut her fucking open.

You gave me no choice.

Your left hand is cuffed to mine.

[officer] Open the door.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa!

I'm robbing this store.

Fuck off! Get out.

[muffled screaming]

- [yells] - Ooh. A penny.

And you know what? I owe you an apology.

without the help of yours truly.

I'll have to learn that one.

Her name's Cassandra Cain.

Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it?

I was the brains behind some of

Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. [gasps]

I can't find Bruce. I can't find him. I...

Stay outta that. It's not worth it.

["Bad Memory" playing]

Meet the daughter of the richest, most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.

was bigger than I thought.

Meet me at Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. In one hour.

I'm saving a special spot for you.

For what it's worth,

I've been working on this for six months.

Harley Quinn just called open season on herself.

[Harley] Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden.

- [crying quietly] - We're gonna work together,

[dance music playing]

[Harley] It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn,

Those are some fine big and pretty panties erika and I want to see pee or fart in it

I agree completely. So I'll do that, as well.

It was made by a very famous Gotham artist...

you gotta start at the beginning.

- You okay? - Yeah.

A really nice one.

This is my case, okay?

Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.

Call me a softy.

- Whoa. Wait. - What?

That's all you think about.

[Montoya] Listen, I had a source at the club.

Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.

[Montoya] Cassandra Cain, back already?

- [cheering continues] - ["Woman" playing]

Two for one You know a bitch buy four

[people laughing]

Bad like a villain I pop it and then I reload

He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. He knows everything and everyone.

[mafiosi groaning]

I don't know nothing about no diamond.

- You're right. - [Cassandra] Harley?

Could that be our little Miss Lance?

Now! Rip it open!

He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond.

Yep, that Bertinelli.

Thought by now you'd figure out how not to get caught.

I own this town. You'll have my protection.

because now I'm gonna slice your...

- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old. - Wow.

Yeah. Good luck with that.

this dummy swallowing that diamond

I'm starting up my own business.

I'm just saying, we got four dead bodies here, you know.

Does she always talk like the cop in a bad '80s movie,

Now, uncuff me.

[Lance] We've got a situation.

I can't get out there. I just need to get through.

It wasn't easy.

And if you get too close I might snatch off your chain