Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Harley] Told ya she had a killer voice.

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Whoa. Whoa, whoa!

[Harley] Being Joker's girl gave me immunity.

Could that be our little Miss Lance?

Let's get you somewhere safe.

And you know what? I owe you an apology.

Bad like a villain I pop it and then I reload

been picking up your phone? We've got a situation.

this dummy swallowing that diamond

It was made by a very famous Gotham artist...

Thought by now you'd figure out how not to get caught.

Harley Quinn just called open season on herself.

But look at me now.

For what it's worth,

It wasn't easy.

- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old. - Wow.

I'm starting up my own business.

that Mr. J and I were dunzo.

DON'T SHES PREGNANT!

Her name's Cassandra Cain.

you gotta start at the beginning.

And if you get too close I might snatch off your chain

Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.

But me? You need me!

How do you spell "mercenary"?

You gave me no choice.

- something we can figure out. Hey! - [Zsasz shushing]

- It's dirty. - Oh...

Does she always talk like the cop in a bad '80s movie,

[Montoya] Cassandra Cain, back already?

Look at my face.

Yep, that Bertinelli.

- You're right. - [Cassandra] Harley?

I'll come to you.

Your left hand is cuffed to mine.

I'm robbing this store.

[Harley] But she prefers Black Canary.

Call me a softy.

I've waited a long time for this.

Fuck off! Get out.

[Montoya] Listen, I had a source at the club.

Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. [gasps]

you haven't even thought about my left.

I can't get out there. I just need to get through.

A really nice one.

I was the brains behind some of

- You okay? - Yeah.

the minute he snaps his fingers.

because now I'm gonna slice your...

I'll have to learn that one.

- [all gasp] - Shit. Get down.

[mafiosi groaning]

was bigger than I thought.

- [cheering continues] - ["Woman" playing]

Two for one You know a bitch buy four

Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.

Now! Rip it open!

Those are some fine big and pretty panties erika and I want to see pee or fart in it

I'm sorry, kid.

[dance music playing]

- Whoa. Wait. - What?

- Did you sell me out? - I'm sorry.

Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it?

Stay outta that. It's not worth it.

- [bartender] Here you go, Canary. - Thank you.

I'm saving a special spot for you.

["Bad Memory" playing]

As soon as you give me the diamond.

[officer] Harleen Quinzel, this is Gotham Police.

[Cassandra] You guys.

I don't know nothing about no diamond.

Your little bird's a fucking rat.

That's all you think about.

[Lance] We've got a situation.

I have all my best ideas drunk.

I agree completely. So I'll do that, as well.

Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off.

I own this town. You'll have my protection.

[in normal voice] This one.

That slimy jizznozzle!

Oh, and that? That's Stefano Galante.

Not just the East End.

I can't find Bruce. I can't find him. I...

He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. He knows everything and everyone.

[officer] Open the door.

- kinda hard. - [groans]

without the help of yours truly.

Cut her fucking open.

Now, uncuff me.

Well, enjoy yourself, Miss Quinn. And do give the Joker my best.

You saw what it's like for me out there. I didn't have a choice.

...are all looking for this Cain character...

It's my world And you're just living in it

This is my case, okay?

Meet the daughter of the richest, most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.

- I'm starving. - I love tacos.

[Harley] It was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn,

they didn't believe me.

- [yells] - Ooh. A penny.

Meet me at Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. In one hour.

He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond.

I've been working on this for six months.

You want me to be A little more lady-like?

Okay. Now we're good.

Got bridges to burn And places to run

[people laughing]

I'm the only one who can protect you!

[Harley] Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden.

[muffled screaming]

I'm just saying, we got four dead bodies here, you know.

- [crying quietly] - We're gonna work together,

- [grunting] - [continues groaning]

I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores,