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and the words start to sound weird?
Erin, I want you to go to the kitchen and get me some vegetables.
I'll come with you, show you how it's done.
It was pretty cool. Was it?
I wouldn't be surprised if I never ate a vegetable again.
I love you, too.
No, some people just don't meet someone.
"Cool, let's hang out tonight."
And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?
Michael, Michael. All right.
But that's fine. Is it?
Okay, well, my confession is that today I had a sip of coffee.
Go to the book store at lunch.
Yeah, a break.
My tombstone's already made, thank you.
Bummer.
Hey, Ryan. Yeah.
Do you wanna keep this?
Gummy bears and gummy worms.
Well, I can't. I don't know how.
Sounds good.
I've achieved plenty, and there's no better than the best.
You make fun of me, everyone laughs.
And I hope that we can still be friends.
So look where you're going to be placing your hand.
I still have my old phone. This thing, indestructible.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Oh, I should get this.
Okay, champagne. Happy.
Intercepted
I really wanted you to follow through on your resolutions.
I'm trying.
I was just thinking about snot.
Chicks fall down, need help getting back up.
Okay.
Why are you eating stem first?
One, two, three.
Sponge. Sad.