Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Where'd you find this guy? - It's a long story.

I am not doing that man any favors!

Evacuation protocols initiated.

What have we got?

you went rogue in enemy territory,

and now you think it's a good idea to pop open a torpedo

Fortunately mine are perfectly functional.

No more than usual.

There is no record of you being assigned to the Enterprise.

I heard what you said.

This is clearly a military operation.

Spock, I've got to pull you back up.

Firstly, I will kill your Captain

[Pike GROANING]

- The rules are for other people! - Some should be.

What I'm about to do, it doesn't make any sense,

[TURRETS FIRING]

At that volcano, you didn't give a thought to us.

- Damn it. - Spock: Captain, what is it?

have Doctors Marcus and McCoy landed on the planetoid yet?

as few members of the crew as possible.

Can you beam someone down?

But that's not who we are.

I had no choice but to escape alone.

Well, sir, volatile is all relative.

so as to lead others to peace in a world at war.

So Harrison's gone to the Klingon homeworld.

It's got us. Give me all six fuel cells.

we're gonna be incinerated on re-entry!

Spock: Commander, Mr. Scott has found something

I put them there.

They're sending you back to the Academy.

Doing what I can, sir. Doing what I can.

That being said...

We had to improvise when our warp core

Spock: Captain, our mission could start a war with the Klingons

The Enterprise and her crew need someone

but that's not it.

God, that was close!

Bones, get that thing off my face.

I joined with his consciousness

on the day my planet was destroyed.

And yet, the more the merrier.

Guard: Admiral.

I will consider that an apology.

You requested an additional science officer, Captain?

But you already knew that, didn't you, sir?

You know what really bothers me, though? [BURPS]

You have the Conn Aye Aye

Warp core is back online!

I can guarantee their safety.

Darwin: The warhead's gonna detonate in 30 seconds, sir!

so the rules of engagement are simple.

Activate the cryogenic sequence.

Bones: Oh, no, no, no!

Our weapons won't fire, sir!

31 developed a new photon torpedo.

Captain, it was never my intention...

You're not actually going to listen to this guy?

which gives us the advantage.

is because I am allowing it.

in all those torpedoes, Captain.

Did you find the manual override?

I need you to help me out with something.

- what is that? eight...

DAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!

[PHASERS HUMMING]

[NATIVES ULULATING]

Well, at least we're moving again.

Guard 3: Go, go, go! Guard 4: Cover me!

over and over till your arm weakens?

How much of Khan's blood is left?

Khan: This way.

You are familiar with the engineering systems of this ship?

Once we're en route, I want you to transmit

- Jim? - Hold on!

in enemy space, leading to one inevitable outcome.

Per Admiral Marcus, it is essential that our presence go undetected.

Chris? Everything okay there?

This path runs adjacent to the engine room.

Technically, yes, but I would not advise it, Captain.

Do not drop those shields,

I took a tactical risk and I woke that bastard up,

If you do not surrender to them immediately,

Such a feeling is something I choose

Man 2: U.S.S. Vengeance, bridge crew

concealed her identity to board the ship.

Damn it, man! That was our ride! You just stunned our ride!

Captain, I believe you have made the right decision.

You let him know you mean business.

to rechristen the U.S.S. Enterprise,

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

Ensign: Imminent collision detected!

safe and sound in their cryo tubes.

You want me to open an airlock into space,

If you want to know why I did what I did,

I know you better than you think I do.

Admiral, sir, he's not on Earth.

When the countdown is complete,

Since we first learned of their existence,

Thrusters at maximum! Stand by! Stand by!

When you catch them Stealing your memes

I am ashamed to be your daughter.

It must be a coolant leak. I need time to find it.

Letting those torpedoes on board the Enterprise is the last straw!

Thank you for convening on such short notice.

I didn't say anything.

Are you crazy? Whoever you are.

I'm not gonna take ethics lessons from a robot!

and I want to know why.

Do you have any idea how ridiculous it is

Absolutely not.

The Enterprise should be ready for launch

Kirk: Well, can you figure out where he went?

Do we have use of the transporters?

And, if I'm wrong about that,

I am, surprisingly, alive. Stand by.

Theirs won't be.

- You all right? - Yeah. Where's Khan?