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You're talking about an active volcano!
- [GRINDING] - [ENGINE SPUTTERING]
- Shields. - Aye, Captain.
We cannot decom and we cannot provision new servers
It is what you would have done.
- Bones: Nurse! - I got you. I got you.
PEOPLE SCREAMING IN PAIN
It was the transfusion that really took it's toll.
Dr. McCoy, you inadvertently activated a torpedo.
But there is a nearby planetoid.
I will unleash the entire payload of advanced long-range torpedoes
isn't that right, Mr. Sulu?
Given the information provided by Mr. Scott,
Come on, Bones! It's gonna be fun.
Don't agree with me, Spock. It makes me very uncomfortable.
Uhura, tell me you have Mr. Scott back.
[WHIMPERS]
- Stand by for coordinates. - Yes, sir.
You should have heard him defend you.
When GLaDOS is trying to kill you
No, sir. But I accept full responsibility.
Marcus used me to design weapons.
But, Dad,
Well, I assure you, the truth is precisely the opposite.
Sir, you'd better get down here.
If utilized in a rescue effort,
That's your problem, you think you're infallible!
- [BEEPING] - [HISSING]
[SCREAMING]
And now the blood of everybody he's killed is on my hands.
in three minutes, Captain.
Confirm.
I have no incoming signal.
Good thing you don't care about dying.
[GROANS]
Sir, there's no way anyone survived.
You think the rules don't apply to you
- Scotty, where are you? three...
It's nice to have a family.
[DOOR OPENS]
[GASPING]
but I have a feeling you'll know it when you see it.
At what? Everything.
- Where's the damage? - Major hull damage, Captain.
I only know what I can do.
To design weapons and warships.
[NATIVE YELLS]
Damn it!
Comms are down, sir.
[SIRENS WAILING]
- It's rusty, but it's good. - Good, you're coming, too.
Aye, sir. I was just explaining to this gentleman
Power coming online, sir!
on the Klingons and any other potential enemy
from, say, firing one or more of six dozen torpedoes
Christine, yes. How is she?
in the torpedoes and she is a weapons specialist.
[NATIVES SPEAKING WITH REVERENCE]
You were supposed to survey a planet,
Kirk: There will always be those who mean to do us harm.
and therefore find my opinion valid.
Because you're not ready for it.
To stop them,
- I will go with you, Captain. - No, I need you on the bridge.
[COMMUNICATOR CHIRPS]
Negative. This is our only chance to save this species.
Not Captain.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[GLASS CRACKS]
Regulations aside, pulling your ass out of a volcano was morally right.
[LIVELY '90s HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
[DEVICE BEEPS]
- [SCREAMS] - Spock!
our entire way of life is decimated!
Go get him.
Evasive maneuvers! Get us to Earth! Right now!
[SIGHS] You've gotto be kidding me.
- What was the first straw? - What was the...
Keep him in an induced coma.
How's our ship?
I'm sure engineering will have us all patched up
Captain.
Maybe our data was off.
VKG You have the Con!
I don't know what to say.
I was demoted and you were reassigned.
[BEEPING]
[GROANING]
I defer to your good judgment, Captain.
What I do in my private time is my business, Jimbo.
[CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY]
[ALL GRUNTING]
You didn't feel anything.
at Starfleet H.Q., right here
Crew of the Enterprise,
We all make mistakes.
- 37.243 degrees. - Kirk: Got it.
But it may be possible to beam you down, sir.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Actually, Scotty just quit.
- [BEEPING] - [SHIELDS POWER DOWN]
to get off this bloody ship. Now beam me out!
in that chair that knows what he's doing.
remind me never to piss you off.
What's he talking about? What detonation?
Yes, sir, I didn't want to waste your time going over the details.
in three minutes.
You saved the crew.
Five years in space. God help me.
Retract all moorings, Mr. Sulu.
My ship was found adrift. I alone was revived.
Kirk: Good. Any activity from the Klingons?
All due respect, Commander, but we're not going anywhere.
The war he always wanted.
Scotty: Engineering to bridge.
That you made a mistake
or the lives of those nearby,
- Uhura: Bridge to Captain Kirk. - Yes, Lieutenant.
- Kronos. - Yes, sir.
Captain Kirk is en route to you now.
It's going to be okay, son.
As part of our defensive strategy,
[BEEPING]
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
Kirk: I'm not aligning with him, I'm using him.
By now, some of you have heard what happened in London.
Scotty, how we doing over there?
there was no torpedo!