Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, did you know that mascara's, like, 14 bucks now?

Mami, the story of when you and papi first met.

Were his teeth white, but not too white?

Something else you wanna talk to me about?

microwave meals now, and I dig 'em.

Maybe I'm not even a snowman anymore. Maybe I've melted. Michelle!

Go to a coffee shop,

Snowman means, right now, I look good,

No, that's a myth.

What is it like to be so loved?

Then my mom says, "niña, your papi and I have a love that goes beyond death."

I still got it!

Thanks, Kristen.

I know because you obviously shaved your moustache.

If my family finds out, it'll be a disaster.

I needed that joke.

Are you okay with that?

I mean, it's well-documented that women in their late 30s

Then everybody bailed on purpose, so Anna and I could be alone.

You wanna make new friends,

And now... I never will.

Abby, I am hairless.

And you'll probably end up being one of those real housewives ladies.

- How old are you? - Thirty-three.