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I mean, it's well-documented that women in their late 30s

If my family finds out, it'll be a disaster.

Maybe I'm not even a snowman anymore. Maybe I've melted. Michelle!

Hey, did you know that mascara's, like, 14 bucks now?

Then my mom says, "niña, your papi and I have a love that goes beyond death."

Then everybody bailed on purpose, so Anna and I could be alone.

And now... I never will.

Abby, I am hairless.

Were his teeth white, but not too white?

What is it like to be so loved?

And you'll probably end up being one of those real housewives ladies.

Are you okay with that?

I still got it!

- How old are you? - Thirty-three.

Snowman means, right now, I look good,

No, that's a myth.

I needed that joke.

Something else you wanna talk to me about?

Thanks, Kristen.

Mami, the story of when you and papi first met.

Go to a coffee shop,

I know because you obviously shaved your moustache.

microwave meals now, and I dig 'em.

You wanna make new friends,