Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I needed that joke.

You wanna make new friends,

Something else you wanna talk to me about?

Abby, I am hairless.

Snowman means, right now, I look good,

microwave meals now, and I dig 'em.

No, that's a myth.

And you'll probably end up being one of those real housewives ladies.

What is it like to be so loved?

I still got it!

Then everybody bailed on purpose, so Anna and I could be alone.

I mean, it's well-documented that women in their late 30s

And now... I never will.

- How old are you? - Thirty-three.

Then my mom says, "niña, your papi and I have a love that goes beyond death."

Hey, did you know that mascara's, like, 14 bucks now?

If my family finds out, it'll be a disaster.

I know because you obviously shaved your moustache.

Thanks, Kristen.

Are you okay with that?

Go to a coffee shop,

Maybe I'm not even a snowman anymore. Maybe I've melted. Michelle!

Were his teeth white, but not too white?

Mami, the story of when you and papi first met.