Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right, right, lie about everything. This is good.
I'm about to have my first date in 20 years,
I can't wait until I have more hair than you.
- And I'MMA give you five stars. - Thank you.
You know, back then, online dating meant
Anyway, I sent the guy a text apologizing,
Did you steal something? Did you damage something?
Okay.
I don't know, just give me $100!
But, uh, wasn't two hearts in the desert like you and papi.
- I'm 38. - I know.
Maybe just don't tell 'em?
Dr. berkowitz is my boss, remember, Michelle?
You better stop flirting with me, Jerry.
because me and my friends are going bowling.
All right, everybody, get out of here,
What?
I get why you'd wanna kill you.
Are you kidding me?
Mine was 36.
What are we going to do about our niña?
The point is, everybody had an opinion about this.
but I know your date's not gonna be that good.