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Okay.
Right, right, lie about everything. This is good.
- And I'MMA give you five stars. - Thank you.
Are you kidding me?
Maybe just don't tell 'em?
Mine was 36.
but I know your date's not gonna be that good.
You know, back then, online dating meant
You better stop flirting with me, Jerry.
I get why you'd wanna kill you.
- I'm 38. - I know.
What are we going to do about our niña?
Dr. berkowitz is my boss, remember, Michelle?
I don't know, just give me $100!
Anyway, I sent the guy a text apologizing,
Did you steal something? Did you damage something?
I can't wait until I have more hair than you.
The point is, everybody had an opinion about this.
because me and my friends are going bowling.
But, uh, wasn't two hearts in the desert like you and papi.
What?
I'm about to have my first date in 20 years,
All right, everybody, get out of here,
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