Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But you're not gonna murder me and throw me in the trunk, right, jer?

when it comes to dating, 38 is basically...

but spring is a comin', girl.

He's probably already forgotten about your date

My mom, my daughter, my landlord, some giant, hot baby in the bathroom.

Okay, okay! Dios mío.

Abuelita is talking to ghost abuelito again.

- Oh, no, I can't. - It's not for you.

I mean, I like Anna, but I don't really want a girlfriend.

No one has asked me what I wanted in a long time.

I still got it. Yes!

And now, I'm gonna say to you

Oh, my god! You saw that?

you ought to come to the bowling alley, and watch me crush some pins.

are in their sexual prime.

Hey, don't worry, I'll be way too busy to tell them.

Now you're just being nice.

And I'm circling the block.

Yeah, but he's posing with a tiger.

I'm a little hyped up, if you can't tell.

No! Who does that?

to see if I can make any new friends.

I am separated.

Okay, you know what?

Just texted nunchucks guy and I think we're gonna hang.

Well, when you're done thinking, can I have $100?

After all, women in their late 30s are in their sexual prime.

Open up. We gotta hug this out.

Because I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a next time at some point.

What did you do?

They broke the mold when they made you.