Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But you're not gonna murder me and throw me in the trunk, right, jer?

I am separated.

Because I'm pretty sure there's gonna be a next time at some point.

Okay, okay! Dios mío.

Well, when you're done thinking, can I have $100?

when it comes to dating, 38 is basically...

- Oh, no, I can't. - It's not for you.

Abuelita is talking to ghost abuelito again.

Oh, my god! You saw that?

Open up. We gotta hug this out.

you ought to come to the bowling alley, and watch me crush some pins.

are in their sexual prime.

They broke the mold when they made you.

No! Who does that?

No one has asked me what I wanted in a long time.

Just texted nunchucks guy and I think we're gonna hang.

Hey, don't worry, I'll be way too busy to tell them.

And I'm circling the block.

to see if I can make any new friends.

Okay, you know what?

What did you do?

My mom, my daughter, my landlord, some giant, hot baby in the bathroom.

And now, I'm gonna say to you

but spring is a comin', girl.

I still got it. Yes!

He's probably already forgotten about your date

After all, women in their late 30s are in their sexual prime.

I mean, I like Anna, but I don't really want a girlfriend.

Now you're just being nice.

I'm a little hyped up, if you can't tell.

Yeah, but he's posing with a tiger.